If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

[Nero Christ]

Nǫah Rosé - the newest merlot your favorite rappers name drop

 

[get these nets]

Payton Kemp,a tough real estate attorney who works pro bono cases of people getting gentrified in the Bay area. Has a weight problem, and is allergic to latex, so he doesn't use condoms.

 

[Paper Boi]

Christmas Boozer - me

 

[mastermind]

Strasburg Scherzer dominating last year’s World Series of Bass Fishing

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Dejounte Derozan would be a lightskin RnB singer who always brought the fukkery. Type of breh to do a line of coke on IG Live before unveiling his new song. Everybody knows who he is but he only got 3 hits to his name

Nǫah Rosé - the newest merlot your favorite rappers name drop

Payton Kemp,a tough real estate attorney who works pro bono cases of people getting gentrified in the Bay area. Has a weight problem, and is allergic to latex, so he doesn't use condoms.

lmfaoooo

Staying in football, Wayne Harrison is a struggling drill rapper from Chicago named Lil Murk Em

 

[WesCrook]

Payton Kemp

A former cute lil child actress who is all grown up and

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Noah Rose - pretty boy artsy poet dude who acts like he's deep to pull hoes.
Jackson Miller - Personal Injury lawyer that you hear on the radio all the damn time

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

Imagine doing a Euro version of this thread

Doncic Porzingis could be anybody from a dictator of a third world country to a bus driver in Moldova

 

[CHICAGO]

GORDON HINRICH - CAC BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH MAGA AFFLILATIONS.



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[FunkDoc1112]

Pierce Rondo - Grimy Aussie hunter who got no problem fighting the most dangerous animals with his bare hands. Definitely rocks one of those tiny hoop earings and is always scowling. Prolly got one of them 90s van damme ponytails and shyt

Oh, and he got a scar somewhere on his face

 

[G-Zeus]

Irving "pliskin" Durant - Online gamer and you cant tell him nothing about a round earth

 

[CHICAGO]

BOOZER DENG - BACK YARD BRAWLER WHO MOONLIGHTS AS A CLUB BOUNCER.



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[2Quik4UHoes]

GORDON HINRICH - CAC BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH MAGA AFFLILATIONS.



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Pierce Rondo - Grimy Aussie hunter who got no problem fighting the most dangerous animals with his bare hands. Definitely rocks one of those tiny hoop earings and is always scowling. Prolly got one of them 90s van damme ponytails and shyt

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Gordon Westbrook and Tucker Harden a conservative radio duo ​

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Cousins McGee - He's street smart and steel hard. He's a healer, a fixer. Wears 600 dollars suits, drives a 10,000 dollar car and he carries two guns. One to stop trouble and one to make trouble. He was born in the ghetto and raised in the streets. He's been a man since he was a kid. If you're a friend of Cousins McGee you can count on him. But if you're not you can count yourself out. If you've got trouble call McGee and leave a message. Service prompt, efficient and deadly. You jive him, he'll wash you away.

Spoiler

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Young Watters a trap rapper that only talks about his drip.