If action stars lived their movie lives [as if they were all 1 charactor] who is the most impressive

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

What about the rock was a college football star then became a wrestler, then went back in time and became the scorpion king. Then retired as a quiet life in a small town then became a sheriff of said small town, then became a marine in doom retired and coached a gang of street kids inn football. Then he became the tooth fairy, then he decides to just be a driver, then he picks up his badge again for fast five, he also becomes a father protecting his snitch son, this leads to him becoming a GI joe and finally he goes back in time and becomes a gawd again aS Hercules

A SPACE marine at that

 

[Luke Cage]

Samuel l Jackson quits his job as a harlem area radio dj to become a getaway driver for a group of goodfellas. Survives a gunshot to the head and lays low for a little while as a nieghborhood jacker in tupacs projects. saves up enough money to go to college for engineering and gets hired at jurassic park. loses an arm in a dinosaur attack but gets it reattached and becomes an assasin. uses his assassin wages to buy a wallet that says bad motherfukker on it. retires and travels to galaxy far far away and becomes the greatest jedi master after yoda. loses his reattached arm again but still survives and somehow finds it and reattaches it again. Becomes an expert on sharks and gets eaten but still survives. Decides to go back home for while to be with family and starts hanging out with his cousin John Shaft. Jacks his cousins swagger and becomes a supervillian. fights with bruce willis but lives. Decides to change his ways and becomes and superhero with ice powers. Saves a bunch of people on a plane from a snake attack but loses his ice powers. decides he'll just be a badass samurai instead. Defeats all his enemies and goes into seclusion. reamerges years later as a super spy. recruits a team of heroes and saves the earth from alien invasion. Gets tired of telling Gods and monsters what to do and retires to become a soul singer with bernie mac.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Samuel l Jackson quits his job as a harlem area radio dj to become a getaway driver for a group of goodfellas. Survives a gunshot to the head and lays low for a little while as a nieghborhood jacker in tupacs projects. saves up enough money to go to college for engineering and gets hired at jurassic park. loses an arm in a dinosaur attack but gets it reattached and becomes an assasin. uses his assassin wages to buy a wallet that says bad motherfukker on it. retires and travels to galaxy far far away and becomes the greatest jedi master after yoda. loses his reattached arm again but still survives and somehow finds it and reattaches it again. Becomes an expert on sharks and gets eaten but still survives. Decides to go back home for while to be with family and starts hanging out with his cousin John Shaft. Jacks his cousins swagger and becomes a supervillian. fights with bruce willis but lives. Decides to change his ways and becomes and superhero with ice powers. Saves a bunch of people on a plane from a snake attack but loses his ice powers. decides he'll just be a badass samurai instead. Defeats all his enemies and goes into seclusion. reamerges years later as a super spy. recruits a team of heroes and saves the earth from alien invasion. Gets tired of telling Gods and monsters what to do and retires to become a soul singer with bernie mac.

and from there became the worlds foremost political pundit putting rush limbaugh and sean hannity to shame, talking about america's fear of robots

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

most impressive:

• Stallone
• Wesley Snipes
• The rock
• Samuel L jackson [that arm]
• Morgan freeman

 

[TNC]

most impressive:

• Stallone
• Wesley Snipes
• The rock
• Samuel L jackson [that arm]
• Morgan freeman

That arm

 

[Luke Cage]

and from there became the worlds foremost political pundit putting rush limbaugh and sean hannity to shame, talking about america's fear of robots

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

i had to be high asf when i made this one

 

[Womb Raider]

I’d vote for Jackie Chan