Arnold
If action stars lived their movie lives [as if they were all 1 charactor] who is the most impressive
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The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
arnold has to be the winner........
nikka went from Hercules, to being the terminator 4 times and working on a 5th, to conan, to a commando taking down cartels in their homeland, to an army grunt taking down a predator... from there he warped to the future to play in the running man games... beat that shyt up and went on to take on a corrupt leader in total recall, saving a whole planet... motherfukkers we only to the 90s!!!!!!!!!!
he then played himself, playing himself and did a movie that this entire thread is based on in, last action hero... followed that up by joining the cia and stopping a nuclear bomb in true lies.. they tried to kill him and all witnesses for that in eraser.. so he got low and became mr. freeze and almost took over gotham.. the devil knew this nikka was too ill so he came directly at him in end of days, AND LOST.... so they had to clone his ass cause he was too much, in 6th day.. they knew they couldn't kill him so they murked his wife and child in collateral damage.. he got revenge so they locked him up... but he teamed up with sly to escape that shyt with ease in escape plan.... went back to being a terminator a few more times.....
he then said fukk all this... and just showed up whenever sly called him for 3 expendable movies... saving his ass 3 times before saying fukk it... becoming ANOTHER terminator... before going back to being conan for the third time
and the worst part is... these are only the movies i seen... he still has about another 10-15 action movies
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
TheGodling
Los Ingobernables de Sala de Cine
Arnold Schwarzenegger is Hercules, Conan, Mr Freeze, the Terminator and the governor of California, on top of having ended a dictatorship to save his daughter, killed a predator, went to Mars, survived the Running Game, dual wielded rail guns, stepped out of his movie universe into the real world, fought Satan, ran a kindergarten and was brothers with Danny DeVito all while having a baby!
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dabestkeptsecret
Superstar
Don't forget he was also a slave in gloryMorgan Freeman cuz he goes from inmate to advisor to all sorts of high-ranking organizations and Batman to somehow becoming God himself. The ultimate come-up
True definition of starting at the bottom
Lord Piffington
Cacnificent #euswag
as in,
Sylvester Stalone
LETS ASSUME that instead of 'rocky balboa' and 'john rambo' they were all sylvester stalone, real guy.
So, in this example stalone was a vietnam vet, who came home, got into some drama in rural oregon, took out a police force, was settled down by troutman, moved to philly, went the distance with creed, became heavyweight champion of the world, was recruited to help the US confirm the existance of Vietnam POWs, freed those POWs, finished that mission, came back to boxing, beat the newest up and coming boxer and regained the title, beat a soviet superfighter, then also took another mission and defeated the soviets against afganistan, became a cop, teamed up with Kurt Russell [who will likely be mentioned in this thread], got framed for a crime, cleared his name while hillarity ensued, went back to the world of boxing as a trainer, got in a street fight with tommy gunz, went rock climbing and found some cash, became a hired assasin
- assume they don't die at the end if they did
- keep it within the action genre...as in, stalone was never AN ANT or a toy maker
- assume all realities were ONE interconcurrent reality
, cleaned up his act and became a cop and actually cleaned up [by killing] a police department outside of NYC, in his sparetime, he became a formula 1 racer, and became a boxer again. From there, he went back to becoming a millitary operative for hire, and helped take down numerous bad guys as well as visiting vietnam once more and liberating yet another rural community overpowered by a warlord. He also became a cop in the future as well, and became a judge for the future street judicial system when it got even bleaker.
i suggest you hit IMDB.
wow breh that was a hell of a breakdown..
Supercoolmayo
Superstar
Ice cube
Angry black guy
Angry black guy
PoPimp84
All Star
Keanu Reeves. This nikka went from pot head time traveler to saving the world who knows how many times, all while looking bored doing it.
Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
Kurt Russel, mainly cause he killed off the Thing (unless it's actually him...) went into the Stargate and stepped out of it looking like Michael Jordan.
Dude shut the west coast down with layups and 3 pointers.
yeah but then that nikka got his ass whooped buy 3 chicks
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
Im going with jason Statham hes so lil but he kicks errybodys ass. Ion think ive seen him die in a movie yet.
Morgan Freeman cuz he goes from inmate to advisor to all sorts of high-ranking organizations and Batman to somehow becoming God himself
He was God the WHOLE time
god=nature=we'reFUCKED
Organize the non obvious
Would be the most dramatic time travel reincarnation story
Bruce Willis!!!!!!!
That muthafukka was walking on glass and shuttin down terrorists with no shoes
NO SHOES!!!!!
That muthafukka was walking on glass and shuttin down terrorists with no shoes
NO SHOES!!!!!
EarlyMaridia
All Star
He was God the WHOLE time
Would be the most dramatic time travel reincarnation story
He's even got himself cloned and bodied a couple of alien races that basically took over Earth.