If a bear starts chasing you and your girl, and she falls...

[Cat piss martini]

me huggin her mama at her funeral.

me: her cardio was terrible.

 

[Dont@Me]

she'd be a dumb bytch to reenact my most hated horror movie pet peeve by falling down when running when there is a threat right behind you.

Hope the bear enjoys their meal

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

who tf is running from a bear in the first place? I would smack the shyt out of it and have him run me his honey stash.

I have faith in my lead left hook.

If you see me fighting a bear help the bear face ass

 

[Arcavian]

 

[TL15]

She gonna nag that bear so much he’s gonna realize I wasn’t running from him I was running from her

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I see why y’all #catset. A bunch of pussies
Imagine running to begin with. I’d choke the bear with my bare hands. Would make some delicious BBQ after

 

[Wildin]

 

[Dzali OG]

Well I'm married...so I can't leave my wife

Firstly, as a husband and father, while my wife and kids thinking of the fun I'm thinking of the security. So I'd have bear mace, a good blade, and my hand cannon.

Even tho I don't want to...I have to die protecting my family.

 

[Gunz&Butta]

We gonna die together, but I'm gonna be looking at her like as we go to heaven

I'm laughing with tears in my eyes at a restaurant . Yall coli nikkas hilarious

 

[God Of Art]

If its @RehReh I'm geauxin back for her.

If it's another woman, Imma chalk it up that she sacrificed herself and wanted me to live.

 

[RehReh]

If its @RehReh I'm geauxin back for her.

If it's another woman, Imma chalk it up that she sacrificed herself and wanted me to live.

Little old me

 

[God Of Art]

Little old me

You my thick thunda
My Mary Poppins.....spoonful of sugar

 

[Sauce Mane]

I’m a put him in a chokehold

 

[TEH]

Me:


Bear:

 

[Belize King]

What kinda bear

Panda