If a bear starts chasing you and your girl, and she falls...

[King Poetic]

No point for 2 dead bodies, someone has to tell the story

 

[richaveli83]

Classic fukking scene

HOH Admiral


They almost had the angle on Don but he shifted into 5th and completed the fukking mission

Said fukk her and the kid. This must be what it feels like to skate away without having to pay child support

 

[verbalkint]

Aight lol...sitting here and thinking logically what do you heroes think your options are? I'm sure a lot of us might do something impulsive in the moment but seriously what are your options?

 

[Jaguar93]

Acting like thecoli’s bbws had a running chance to begin with

 

[Monoblock]

First off I'm not going to the woods. I watch Terror In The Woods on cable and it's always goofy ass white people pissing on graveyards in the woods or camping in the middle of the woods for some reason. Stay yo ass out the woods and out the water.

 

[maxamusa]

You gotta buy a real bear claw after that and cut yourself after u flee......



keep the man card valid

 

[maxamusa]

Stopping is crazy.

This why I don't date uncoordinated bytches.

"A: Bear species vary in their top speeds, but most bears can easily outrun the average human. Grizzly bears are the fastest, reaching speeds up to 35 mph, while black bears can run around 30 mph. Even smaller species like sun bears are still very fast."


- Google

 

[maxamusa]

First off I'm not going to the woods. I watch Terror In The Woods on cable and it's always goofy ass white people pissing on graveyards in the woods or camping in the middle of the woods for some reason. Stay yo ass out the woods and out the water.

breh everytime I'm in the woods there is always a point where I'm like "why am I not strapped RN"

 

[Walt]

What show/movie is this?

 

[verbalkint]

What show/movie is this?

28 Weeks Later. One of the goat opening sequences.

 

[Walt]

28 Weeks Later. One of the goat opening sequences.

Been so long since I've seen it I legit forgot. Jesus. Might have to rewatch now.

 

[DerrtySouthpaw]

If you’ve seen this movie you know this was a light pack compared to what he does later. Man fukked over the human race

 

[Gloxina]

28 Weeks Later. One of the goat opening sequences.

Been so long since I've seen it I legit forgot. Jesus. Might have to rewatch now.

Literally just pulled it up on Disney+




I rarely use this app

 

[Monoblock]

This cowardly fukk automatically made my pressure go up just seeing this gif. He was a shythead on Stargate Universe as well.

 

[AQz]

If we’re in a place that a bar is going to pop out. It likely wasn’t my idea to go there. I’m running