I’d Knock Manny Pacquiao The fukk Out

Can You Knock This Lil Bitty Ass Dude Out

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I'm 6'3", 280. Remove my health issues and put me in a gym for 6 months, and what is he going to do with me? He has to swing up to try to hit my face, limiting his power. If he comes inside to hit my body, he is risking me swinging down and doing massive damage. I could probably do the George Foreman Tank Defense and only have to hit him a few good times. We know his chin isn't the greatest.
No :comeon: your health issues come with that if anything he could kill you with one punch if that’s the case
 

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Soon as the bell dings I’m going right at em. We can stand in the pocket and exchange blows for a few rounds, he’s too small to knock me out
 

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i know this is a troll thread but im gonna bite anyways cause im bored.


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your slow ass aint gonna hit him once and hes going to hit you whenever he wants. its gonna feel like fighting an octopus with bricks in his hands. 6 months training? boy is gonna fukk you up something serious even with 6 yrs of training. hes a multi champ in various weight classes. can you fukk up cotto? no. sugar shane? thurman? nope. he did tho. he will set you up with traps you didnt even know were possible.


Have you considered the possibility that it looks simpler on the outside? This is why I called you an idiot.

You can't just look at someone with decades of experience and say "Duh, looks simple enough. I will just emulate that".

He has the knowledge and experience to set and avoid traps. He has skill and experience to cut off the ring. He has a better grasp of range and timing. His body has been conditioned to take and react to punches.

You would be an open target.

I never denied the skill gap. I just feel like my younger self, with training would have a shot due to my physical advantages. That's it. I could be dead wrong. It's just an opinion. I don't see him hurting someone Foreman's size. Tank defense is easy as hell. In that video Clottey basically did his version and avoided a lot of damage, and Manny could easily reach him. Would you take him over whatever jabroni is the 10th ranked heavyweight right now?

No :comeon: your health issues come with that if anything he could kill you with one punch if that’s the case

fukk no. I wouldn't dare in my current age or condition. I'd take my chances for the right bag in the dream scenario.

Soon as the bell dings I’m going right at em. We can stand in the pocket and exchange blows for a few rounds, he’s too small to knock me out

Slow down breh, weight classes and size don't exist in this thread, you'll die instantly :mjlol:
 

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I never denied the skill gap. I just feel like my younger self, with training would have a shot due to my physical advantages. That's it. I could be dead wrong. It's just an opinion. I don't see him hurting someone Foreman's size. Tank defense is easy as hell. In that video Clottey basically did his version and avoided a lot of damage, and Manny could easily reach him. Would you take him over whatever jabroni is the 10th ranked heavyweight right now?

You don't fukking get it.

I would not take him over the 10th ranked heavyweight but the 10th ranked heavyweight isn't a jabroni.

Fighters with losing records would handle you like dirty laundry.

This is what happens when people rely on stats too much. They're only interested in the best so the significance of someone being the 10th best boxer is lost on them. They're not able to appreciate what it means to be better than 100s to 1000s of professionals who are better than the billions of people who don't train to fight for a living.
 

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You don't fukking get it.

I would not take him over the 10th ranked heavyweight but the 10th ranked heavyweight isn't a jabroni.

Fighters with losing records would handle you like dirty laundry.

This is what happens when people rely on stats too much. They're only interested in the best so the significance of someone being the 10th best boxer is lost on them. They're not able to appreciate what it means to be better than 100s to 1000s of professionals who are better than the billions of people who don't train to fight for a living.
I said with training. Never said I was coming in off the street. But, I honestly believe weight classes exist for that reason.
 

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6 months right?

Put things this way, how good a pianist do you think you would become in 6 months.

6 months is not enough time.

Impossible question. If you live piano for 6 months, who knows? What if you have 6 fingers on each hand? Double the normal hand-eye coordination?

If I was his height and weight, I'm sure I'd get destroyed, but I'm not, so it matters. How much? Who knows?

Think about knocking out man out at midnight brehs :scusthov:

I normally leave these threads alone, but I can't sleep, so I'm killing time. :manny:
 

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In his prime, no. Now, easily. I’m twice his fukking size, and especially if this was a street fight, I’d just take him down, smother him and choke him out.
 
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