I’d Knock Manny Pacquiao The fukk Out

Can You Knock This Lil Bitty Ass Dude Out

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Umoja

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Has he broken the ribs of someone his size? Is he absurdly powerful or something? I know he's good, but it appears he's just kinda tough for his size. Again, weight classes. He got slept by someone his size, so someone my size could sleep him to, hypothetically.

Has it occurred to you that the people who he has fought are people who have conditioned themselves for years?

Marquez isn't just someone. He is will go in the hall of fame and he would fukk you up too.
 

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I'm 6'3", 280. Remove my health issues and put me in a gym for 6 months, and what is he going to do with me? He has to swing up to try to hit my face, limiting his power. If he comes inside to hit my body, he is risking me swinging down and doing massive damage. I could probably do the George Foreman Tank Defense and only have to hit him a few good times. We know his chin isn't the greatest.
Bruh have you seen Pac’s handspeed? If he comes inside your ribs are getting barbecued before you can land a lumbering :flabbynsick: caveman club.
 

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Has it occurred to you that the people who he has fought are people who have conditioned themselves for years?

Marquez isn't just someone. He is will go in the hall of fame and he would fukk you up too.
Maybe, but that kind of height and weight advantage still matters. We'll never find out, but that's my opinion:manny:
 

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No. You’re not George Foreman though.
No, but he used a very simple style to conserve energy and hide his weaknesses. Again, hypothetically, I think 25 year old me could learn it enough to not get killed. He was fighting people way younger and in better shape, and he was winning. IIRC, he hit Moorer like twice and that was it, after he swung at George's arms for round after round, and all he got was a swollen eye.
 

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Naw, I'm good. I was talking strictly the hypothetical, where I'm not old and beat up and get to beat up 5'5" Manny for some large amount of bread I assume. I know better IRL. I have zero doubt 25 year old me, properly trained would give 5'5" Manny a problem. :yeshrug:

I'm 10 inches taller, and in shape, I'd still have over 100 pounds on him. What part doesn't make sense?


I'm 6'3", 280. Remove my health issues and put me in a gym for 6 months, and what is he going to do with me? He has to swing up to try to hit my face, limiting his power. If he comes inside to hit my body, he is risking me swinging down and doing massive damage. I could probably do the George Foreman Tank Defense and only have to hit him a few good times. We know his chin isn't the greatest.
Serious question. Do you think you could beat a chimp? I hear the heaviest males are only 130lbs.:jbhmm:
 

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George was Heavyweight champion at 45 :gucci:
Size comparison. 25 year old me would be around that size, but in better shape, though admittedly less skilled, but I think the size advantage would negate that.
 

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Serious question. Do you think you could beat a chimp? I hear the heaviest males are only 130lbs.:jbhmm:
Apples and oranges. Their muscle composition make them way stronger than a comparably sized human. Also, they wouldn't be constrained to boxing rules. No thank you:whoa:
 

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Is he absurdly powerful or something? .
i know this is a troll thread but im gonna bite anyways cause im bored.


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your slow ass aint gonna hit him once and hes going to hit you whenever he wants. its gonna feel like fighting an octopus with bricks in his hands. 6 months training? boy is gonna fukk you up something serious even with 6 yrs of training. hes a multi champ in various weight classes. can you fukk up cotto? no. sugar shane? thurman? nope. he did tho. he will set you up with traps you didnt even know were possible.
 
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No, but he used a very simple style to conserve energy and hide his weaknesses. Again, hypothetically, I think 25 year old me could learn it enough to not get killed. He was fighting people way younger and in better shape, and he was winning. IIRC, he hit Moorer like twice and that was it, after he swung at George's arms for round after round, and all he got was a swollen eye.

Have you considered the possibility that it looks simpler on the outside? This is why I called you an idiot.

You can't just look at someone with decades of experience and say "Duh, looks simple enough. I will just emulate that".

He has the knowledge and experience to set and avoid traps. He has skill and experience to cut off the ring. He has a better grasp of range and timing. His body has been conditioned to take and react to punches.

You would be an open target.
 
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You guys are not using logic. Look, I can beat up TI. TI went toe to toe with Floyd. Floyd beat up Pacquiao. So if I can beat up TI and he went toe to toe with Floyd, and Floyd beat Pacquiao, that means I can go toe to toe with Pacquiao and probably beat him up.

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:duck: You still believe that ??




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