I wish we could go and travel to a video game world like the witcher 3

[RatherUnique]

the BO would probably slay me before the monsters

They probably got a potion for that Only way living in a Witcher type world would be cool is if you were a powerful Witcher or Mage. Being a regular ass peasant human who can't fight werewolves, water hags, wraiths etc. would straight up be a terrifying existence. You are basically prey for everything

 

[Sad Bunny]

Tuxedo NY one is pretty cool but everything is $ and i mean literally everything. Entrance fee barely covers shyt. PA Renn Faire supposed to be awesome and way better.

Yes I live closer to the one in Pennsylvania so I'll probably go to that one

 

[Sad Bunny]

They probably got a potion for that Only way living in a Witcher type world would be cool is if you were a powerful Witcher or Mage. Being a regular ass peasant human who can't fight werewolves, water hags, wraiths etc. would straight up be a terrifying existence. You are basically prey for everything

True lol

I went to visit downwarren after not going for a while and the whole town was dead and there were wraiths flying around

Why did that happen

@hexagram23

 

[RatherUnique]

Yes I live closer to the one in Pennsylvania so I'll probably go to that one

They have a of cool shyt but be prepared to wanna wash you eyes out with some of these cosplay whales walking around Some of these broads dress like a sexy mage but built like a god damn water hag

 

[Sad Bunny]

They have a of cool shyt but be prepared to wanna wash you eyes out with some of these cosplay whales walking around Some of these broads dress like a sexy mage but built like a god damn water hag

I'd get some head though

Fat bishes give good ass head

 

[Mowgli]

But alas you forget Witchers are just enhanced humans... They can still bleed and die more or less...

Geralt gettin bodied by drunks with swords.

This shotgun gonna treat him LIGHT

 

[Zebruh]

Ehht, wrong. When i traveled to the world i was holding my shotgun and a duffel bag full of ammo and it traversed dimensions with me.

a bolt out of a crossbow shoots about 2 and a half times slower then this buckshot and when i put these slugs down, diamond armor skin and all that bullshyt notgonnamakea difference when 14 rounds is coming out that ba RELL.

Its hard to cast spells when the BaRELLS in ya mowf.

Why this whole sentence read like a Dwight Schrute statement??

 

[Mowgli]

Why this whole sentence read like a Dwight Schrute statement??

Thats a classic style of writing where someone gives you a hypothetical scenario and attempt to establish the parameters in which you engage the world and you counter by resetting the parameters. Almost how 2 youngsters would talk to one another.

Im not sure who Dwight is but it sounds like some manner of fukkboy.

 

[hex]

True lol

I went to visit downwarren after not going for a while and the whole town was dead and there were wraiths flying around

Why did that happen

@hexagram23

You let the tree go, didn't you?

Fred.

 

[chemicalsword]

Thats a classic style of writing where someone gives you a hypothetical scenario and attempt to establish the parameters in which you engage the world and you counter by resetting the parameters. Almost how 2 youngsters would talk to one another.

Im not sure who Dwight is but it sounds like some manner of fukkboy.

 

[Sad Bunny]

You let the tree go, didn't you?

Fred.

Yes

 

[Zebruh]

Thats a classic style of writing where someone gives you a hypothetical scenario and attempt to establish the parameters in which you engage the world and you counter by resetting the parameters. Almost how 2 youngsters would talk to one another.

Im not sure who Dwight is but it sounds like some manner of fukkboy.

The Dwight impressions keep rolling in

 

[hex]

Yes

That's why. The tree spirit was evil and killed the town.

What happened to the Baron and his wife?

Fred.

 

[Sad Bunny]

That's why. The tree spirit was evil and killed the town.

What happened to the Baron and his wife?

Fred.

Baron hung himself
Wife got turned into a monster and then she died after we lifted the curse

 

[hex]

Baron hung himself
Wife got turned into a monster and then she died after we lifted the curse

That's because you let the tree go. I did the same thing. His wife and him both live if you don't do that.

But, the kids die. It's a cold world.

Fred.