I was on pineapple dating show tonight

[Braman]

Only on the Coli is this girl average lol.

If I saw her in a crowded bar I’d be like oh ok shorty fly she cute on the low. I would not be like ‘yo who is THAT!’

Disclaimer: I’m in DC. When cats be like ‘see chicks badder than her at the grocery store’, nah I really mean that. The gym too.

 

[null]

she is an above average 7.x/10 chick. nothing special but nice all around.

queuing tho

 

[AceMan]

I might be on my shallow Hal shyt these days but she’s average. She’s photogenic yes, but that’s more like a skill. (And IG filters, lighting, Angles and makeup). She is not ugly, she is obviously attractive, but she is nowhere near ‘man I hope I could be lucky enough to get a chance with her’ bad.

With them black lips and black gums she a regular ol Bmore smoker chick 70% of nggas could bag her—-in the old days —-but now she got 100k followers and y’all deifying this broad. And that’s how IG warps the natural order of things. “Nia Long”

She got a HUGE ego boost from the show smh.

 

[old pig]

west african french accent.

ok in that case my apologies…for some reason I recall someone saying she’s from the caribbean…if she comes from an african country/spoke an entirely different language then ya I completely understand why she’d have the difficulty she does speaking english

 

[Aro]

I’m not being funny at all, but what would move you to call into a show like this? I don’t understand the desire.

Foolishness, a moment of weakness and the fact that she's my type to a tee. Like I said I'm glad I came to my senses.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

If I saw her in a crowded bar I’d be like oh ok shorty fly she cute on the low. I would not be like ‘yo who is THAT!’

Disclaimer: I’m in DC. When cats be like ‘see chicks badder than her at the grocery store’, nah I really mean that. The gym too.

this is true. My boy visited from NJ and damn near lost his mind when he came out here to DC.

 

[GreenGhxst]

I might be on my shallow Hal shyt these days but she’s average. She’s photogenic yes, but that’s more like a skill. (And IG filters, lighting, Angles and makeup). She is not ugly, she is obviously attractive, but she is nowhere near ‘man I hope I could be lucky enough to get a chance with her’ bad.

With them black lips and black gums she a regular ol Bmore smoker chick 70% of nggas could bag her—-in the old days —-but now she got 100k followers and y’all deifying this broad. And that’s how IG warps the natural order of things. “Nia Long”

Nia Nah

 

[Peachstate]

Y'all are so mean.

Op, I applaud you for putting yourself out there.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

BREAUGH THIS nikka
LOOKS LIKE THE MICHAEL MYERS MASK.



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[Jean Jacket]

Y'all are so mean.

Op, I applaud you for putting yourself out there.

Give him some p*ssy or shut up.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

My man is on his way. I see him doing it up in other places to but I’m not gonna blow the spot. I think he gonna make it.

Come to his live!!!!!!

 

[Killer Instinct]

The way she cut him off


He comes on around the 32 minute mark.

I.must be tripping because I don't see OP around 32 minutes. That Isaiah Brown guy looks nothing like him.

 

[Canada Goose]

I.must be tripping because I don't see OP around 32 minutes. That Isaiah Brown guy looks nothing like him.

The stream was live when I posted that, it changes when the stream ends, hes the first person on, I think posters later on said he comes on around the 10 minute mark.

 

[Apprentice]

Only on the Coli is this girl average lol.

U go to most college campuses she an average joint fr fr

 

[R.U.L.E.]

I checked and this chick has 100k followers. That’s a L right off top. She done heard everything and her head is gassed. In the old days that’d be the equivalent of tryin to holla at Beyoncé. Now you got pretty yet rather regular looking chicks who in their mind are famous. its an imbalance and they ain’t worth it

I actually have bagged a IG “model”, a way smaller one just 10k followers. And I kid you not the way I got in there was I was in her DM’s talkin shyt after she posted some goofy stuff about wanting a ‘Russell’. You simply cannot start off with complimenting these broads or being ‘nice’, we vastly underrate how many nggas are feeding them the same thing.

Fax.

I did the same with a bytch with 11k followers and another with 60K. They already heard all the “your gorgeous” bullshyt you gotta come at them different. Hit em with something funny, be specific when they post something other than a selfie. The joint with 11k was on some shyt too talking bout “you’re gonna want to take me out again and I can’t promise you that”

No lie, after I took this bytch out, she FaceTimed me first thing at 9am “where you at? What you did after you dropped me off”.