I was on pineapple dating show tonight

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I might be on my shallow Hal shyt these days but she’s average. She’s photogenic yes, but that’s more like a skill. (And IG filters, lighting, Angles and makeup). She is not ugly, she is obviously attractive, but she is nowhere near ‘man I hope I could be lucky enough to get a chance with her’ bad.

With them black lips and black gums she a regular ol Bmore smoker chick 70% of nggas could bag her—-in the old days —-but now she got 100k followers and y’all deifying this broad. And that’s how IG warps the natural order of things. “Nia Long” 🤦🏿‍♂️
 

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Respectfully yousa US Polo Assn. Braxton P Hartnabrigg lookin mufukka with a traumatic hairline..FaceTime ain’t even really your lane like that just off your facial structure.You gotta come through with the fitted on, low lighting..maybe even a Covid mask

Nia Long luh fine ass came out the gate like

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Skraight back to the cereal aisle you go :russ:

Y’all talkin bout wat he said, he was talkin fast but he ain’t say nun crazy

Truth is, his mouth wasn’t gon save him, she seen Leaving A. Smith and wasn’t fukkin wit cuz

Harsh world
Yall wilding in here :russ: :dead:

My bae @Jasmine20 laughing hard as fukk in this thread. :russ:
I finally finished the thread and I'm weak af. Coli got jokes 😭😭😭

Props to OP for putting himself out there :ehh:
 

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I might be on my shallow Hal shyt these days but she’s average. She’s photogenic yes, but that’s more like a skill. (And IG filters, lighting, Angles and makeup). She is not ugly, she is obviously attractive, but she is nowhere near ‘man I hope I could be lucky enough to get a chance with her’ bad.

With them black lips and black gums she a regular ol Bmore smoker chick 70% of nggas could bag her—-in the old days —-but now she got 100k followers and y’all deifying this broad. And that’s how IG warps the natural order of things. “Nia Long” 🤦🏿‍♂️
You are correct
 
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I might be on my shallow Hal shyt these days but she’s average. She’s photogenic yes, but that’s more like a skill. (And IG filters, lighting, Angles and makeup). She is not ugly, she is obviously attractive, but she is nowhere near ‘man I hope I could be lucky enough to get a chance with her’ bad.

With them black lips and black gums she a regular ol Bmore smoker chick 70% of nggas could bag her—-in the old days —-but now she got 100k followers and y’all deifying this broad. And that’s how IG warps the natural order of things. “Nia Long” 🤦🏿‍♂️

She's very average.

No body either.

She has good confidence and it shows.

Amazing how intelligence and humbleness makes a 5 into a 7.
 

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You say that like he comes out in his best form. No skin care or nothing. Just looking like he did 12 straight off the ol plant job
I respect him for putting himself out there approaching women in public & online. A lot of men are scared to approach.

He Needs to improve a few things but, his already doing the hardest thing which is to step up to women. Breh probably approached 100+ women in his videos
 

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She's very average.

No body either.

She has good confidence and it shows.

Amazing how intelligence and humbleness makes a 5 into a 7.
Facts. Nggas still making that Erykah Badu type mistake.

Shorty dark with short hair so they think she a good spiritual wholesome woman 😂
 
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Facts. Nggas still making that Erykah Badu type mistake.

Shorty dark with short hair so they think she a good spiritual wholesome woman 😂

I hear u Breh.

She doesn't seem emotionally scarred or damaged goods...yet.

She seems to have avoided it smoothly to 25.

Odds are...she'll be bitter and crazy after 35 if she gets a kid or gets fukked over in a serious relationship.

Her stock is declining...and at least she's sort of reasonable with her wants.

She's a chick you keep in your roster for sure tho... but don't let her Badu you, you're right.
 

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She ain't say nothing bad. She said the convo was good but too early to say yes pretty much. This ain't a lost for Papa Pimp.
 

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I respect him for putting himself out there approaching women in public & online. A lot of men are scared to approach.

He Needs to improve a few things but, his already doing the hardest thing which is to step up to women. Breh probably approached 100+ women in his videos
I’m sorry what lol I’m new here, you tellin me there’s more 😭
 

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I might be on my shallow Hal shyt these days but she’s average. She’s photogenic yes, but that’s more like a skill. (And IG filters, lighting, Angles and makeup). She is not ugly, she is obviously attractive, but she is nowhere near ‘man I hope I could be lucky enough to get a chance with her’ bad.

With them black lips and black gums she a regular ol Bmore smoker chick 70% of nggas could bag her—-in the old days —-but now she got 100k followers and y’all deifying this broad. And that’s how IG warps the natural order of things. “Nia Long” 🤦🏿‍♂️
Powerful posting. I watch the show and always told myself I’d never call in for the reasons discussed in here. Not gonna lie though, last night Ny had me wanting to break that rule. Glad I didn’t. Entertaining as it is, the show is just an ego boost for women that would be much more accessible if approached in person.
 
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Bro she was curvin so many light-skinned nikkas:mjlol:
Loved seeing that. :russ:
Them nikkas was dry n corny as hell but came in on some arrogant shyt like:smugfavre:
and thought shorty would be choosing simply based on their light-skinnededness. Nope. PINEAPPLES
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Look at this insecure dark skin nikka :russ: Made you feel better About all them times your crush chose them light skinned curly haired nikkas over you huh? It’ll be okay
 
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