I used one of those water hoses in the bathroom to wipe my ass in dubai

[ROFL_GUY]

Spray toilet water in your ass

Fauk outta heah

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Only women should have a spic n span a$$hole to me


As a man, you should shower and use babywipes but as long as you don’t habitually have skidmarks in your draws, I don’t think you should get comfortable with things shooting up in your ass.

 

[Genos]

Getting a bidet will make you realize you have been living life as a litteral dirty ass nikka

 

[Elim Garak]

I'm sure you did

 

[JP_614]

@NewYorkIsBetterThanDallas Hit them hotels my man it be some hoes especially that shyt by wild wadi the water park the 7 star junt.

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

There's absolutely no reason at all for every home in America to not have one of these.

Neo 180 – Luxe Bidet

Just click and buy.

Don't ask me any stupid questions.

Just click and buy.

I too have a stupid question

Do you ever worry about your poop grazing the bidet as it falls to the toilet water, most especially if the poop is the “mud butt” kind that sputters all over parts of the toilet bowl? If that’s the case, do you gotta sit at a certain angle to make sure it doesn’t?

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

I love how I’m getting a Dubai ad in this thread

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Doo doo nation

 

[patscorpio]

These bidet talks are gold

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

so how do you wipe off all that shytty water all up in your culo afterwards? You just get up and wet up your underwear with water mixed with shyt crumbs?


i'd rather use toilet paper + baby wipes

 

[Roid Jones]

It's called a Bidet

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Getting a bidet will make you realize you have been living life as a litteral dirty ass nikka

this.

and the water doesnt go IN your ass. it high pressure sprays away the region so you dont have your hands near dookie.

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

The percentage of bidet owners on the coli always seems like it’s like 95x the percentage of people who got one in the real world

I guess when we all got 6 certs 6 figures, it’s just a necessity

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

this.

and the water doesnt go IN your ass. it high pressure sprays away the region so you dont have your hands near dookie.

And do you nasty nikkas remove that water on your ass then? just get up and go with soggy ass underwear?

 

[The Observer]

so how do you wipe off all that shytty water all up in your culo afterwards? You just get up and wet up your underwear with water mixed with shyt crumbs?


i'd rather use toilet paper + baby wipes

And do you nasty nikkas remove that water on your ass then? just get up and go with soggy ass underwear?

We need answers