I tricked for the first time. Post-nut clarity is kicking my ass.

[Silver Surfer]

OP likes trannies?

 

[Givethanks]

Troll thread.
Are there really ppl like this on the coli? I swear I think everything here is just jokes

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

OP also paid money for a tranny's Only Fans.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/jus...date-i-slipped-and-fell-in-some-bussy.772650/

He's a thoroughbred loser.

There were a couple of brehs that caught Ls in that thread. Vouching that it was a real women because they hit too

Anyways, pay $200 for something you could of done yourself for free brehs

 

[old pig]

wait dude fukked a tranny and talking about this is this first experience lol?

I guess he meant his first experience with an actual woman

*edit*

yep I guess he meant it literally

I've never been sexual with a woman...

 

[JLova]

Paying for a handjob

don’t pay for anything you can do yourself.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Oh i remember that

Yeah, #PassportGang came through vouching for the tranny because they already hit when they visited.

nikka accidentally took down an underground shemale syndicate on the Coli.

 

[AceMan]

She's OK for a woman in her 40s. She was also wearing a Sailor Moon outfit.

 

[Duke Dixon]

wait dude fukked a tranny and talking about this is this first experience lol?

I guess he meant his first experience with an actual woman

*edit*

yep I guess he meant it literally

Nah he paid for an OF of what he thought was a girl then thought she was trans. Then two dudes that traveled over seas hit it and vouched it was a female. Someone else came through with proof of them saying their trans. Crazy ass thread.

OP we've all done something dumb with woman. Sometimes it costed money sometimes it didn't. O ly thing you can do is learn from this and never do it again. I had a friend that went to the navy so he can fukk other countries prostitutes and lose his virginity. He came back home and did the whole handy thing from the parlors.

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

Hes a 23 year old virgin who had never seen a woman naked. We should take pity and start him a gofundme to get a actual hooker

 

[desjardins]

Drop your standards and get some p*ssy man. Just get it out the way. 23 should be your prime reckless years

 

[Balistik10290]

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

I’m curious as to how you got to 23 with no action whatsoever from a woman.



what do you think your flaws are?

Better drop them flaws too

 

[MasterOfAllHeSurveyz]

"Who raised you?" - TK Kirkland

You don't have any uncles or male cousins?

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[EffYou]

Celibacy squad is deep on the coli.

Celibacy has to be by choice right? I don’t think this is that.... for these bruhs

 

[MischievousMonkey]

OP, why you not on Tinder, Bumble... if you want to fukk women? @JadeB