I tricked for the first time. Post-nut clarity is kicking my ass.

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

I didnt start getting p*ssy until I started jiu jitsu and found Jesus.

 

[L&HH]

I’m curious as to how you got to 23 with no action whatsoever from a woman.



what do you think your flaws are?

At first I was going say 23 isn't "that" late but then I realized a 23 year old right now turned 18 in 2016 a couple years after Tindr was in existence. Yeah 23 is definitely late for you new aged nikkas. Even if you nervous of approaching women in person there's so many apps and shyt now that don't even make that necessary.

 

[Take It In Blood]

you paid $182 for miss Ling ling to jerk your dikk?

What is so hard about getting to know a woman you may like

its always the sexiness nikka on the site saying some shyt like this

if you weren't blessed genetically you'd be in the same boat as OP



pause

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

In reality.. You actually saved money versus dating a girl for a few months (which it probably would have taken you since you're inexperienced) just to smash

Problem is you choose the wrong services
1 star them on Yelp






23yr old virgin.. i got no advice for you

You're a unicorn Pegasus in my world.. save it for marriage or something and watch free porn

 

[TripleAgent]

Men

Naw...THAT nikka

 

[Arris]

this thread is depressing

 

[JadeB]

Have you tried taking self defense classes? Boxing or Jiu jitsu?

Haven't. Don't got the money too.

 

[Dwolf]

Typo

 

[Animal House]

Ming and Yang knew u was a rookie breh

182?

 

[JadeB]

I gotta make the money up again now

 

[King Ming]

Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second. And paid $182 for it



Never doing it again

 

[DJSmooth]

I live in San Diego so Tijuana is 30 minutes away from where I live. But brothels/strip clubs are still closed down there for Covid.

It's a long PNC. And she took a two short 10 minute breaks. I asked for the first job 15 minutes in and the second one was during the last 10 minutes.

Again

For almost 200 dollars in TJ you could have hand picked two Mexican bytches to have a threesome with. If that is your thing.

Pretty much in any 3rd world country all the strip clubs are pay to play.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

That’s 1 month worth of groceries.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

I'm a light a candle for you and pray

 

[winb83]

Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second. And paid $182 for it



Never doing it again

The lesson you learned was well worth the $182. Never trick.