Hamza B.
Pro
Enjoy your weekend tipping cows and cleaning up pig shyt, sitting in the sun with your straw hat waving to Uncle Earl, from the confines of your porch. After which you and the "misses" will be headed to the "downtown", (population: 400, where everybody knows your name on some, 'thank you, come again' type shyt); driving your candy paint, 1996 Caprice Classic with the 30in cubic zirconia plated rims down to the Gin 'n Spin for the county fair.
Minus the cow tipping and pig shyt part, this sounds like a nice chill place to live with a real sense of community.