I think i caused my jumpoff to commit that

ChocolateGiddyUp

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This makes the 3rd time she got pregnant by me...1st time in October she miscarried.... 2nd time in april was twins...she miscarried 1 N i made her get rid of the other:jawalrus:

She was married during all of this N finally kicked dude out the crib end of April right after the abortion....The abortion fukked her up in the head tho

She now thinks ima make her miscarry or convince her to get an abortion...
So she called her husband up told him she got pregnant by me N he can move back in N take care of her N the baby......Dude fukkin said yes:ooh:

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This makes the 3rd time she got pregnant by me...1st time in October she miscarried.... 2nd time in april was twins...she miscarried 1 N i made her get rid of the other:jawalrus:

She was married during all of this N finally kicked dude out the crib end of April right after the abortion....The abortion fukked her up in the head tho

She now thinks ima make her miscarry or convince her to get an abortion...
So she called her husband up told him she got pregnant by me N he can move back in N take care of her N the baby......Dude fukkin said yes:ooh:

awwyeah.gif



:wow:
 

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This makes the 3rd time she got pregnant by me...1st time in October she miscarried.... 2nd time in april was twins...she miscarried 1 N i made her get rid of the other:jawalrus:

She was married during all of this N finally kicked dude out the crib end of April right after the abortion....The abortion fukked her up in the head tho

She now thinks ima make her miscarry or convince her to get an abortion...
So she called her husband up told him she got pregnant by me N he can move back in N take care of her N the baby......Dude fukkin said yes:ooh:

awwyeah.gif

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So she od'd and the baby is ok? :usure: hoes cant even take alka seltzer while preggo much less a pill smorgasborg
 

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i know this is ducktales for sure but i see a patient and her bf with a really similar fukking story every few months claiming that she's got a positive pregnancy test. every time i gotta go out there looking like a dumb fukking medical student and tell her that our test results show negative and that she's not pregnant. the dude that comes in with her looks mad relieved everysingle time. then she gotta go into a routine of crying and asking how she can test positive at home and not actually be pregnant

:comeon:

somewhere between 1/5th to 1/3rd of home pregnancy tests are conducted wrong. gives dudes plenty of time for prayer until they hit the clinic for official results
 

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This makes the 3rd time she got pregnant by me...1st time in October she miscarried.... 2nd time in april was twins...she miscarried 1 N i made her get rid of the other:jawalrus:

She was married during all of this N finally kicked dude out the crib end of April right after the abortion....The abortion fukked her up in the head tho

She now thinks ima make her miscarry or convince her to get an abortion...
So she called her husband up told him she got pregnant by me N he can move back in N take care of her N the baby......Dude fukkin said yes:ooh:

awwyeah.gif

if this is true......







TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
 

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nikkas been doin it since forever Breh....you aint never hear of a mistress??

fukk i look turning down sex, a home cooked meal, N gettin my dikk washed after a hard days work at 2am??:birdman:

Jordans, Gucci Cologne, fat ass, DD titties, deep throat..... I hope shes ok:noah:

:dwillhuh: If she's such a good "mistress" why'd you break up with her 3 times in 2 weeks?
 

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LMFAO! at "breaking up" with a jump off. You two aren't supposed to be together.
 
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