I think i caused my jumpoff to commit that

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I got a wife N kid the last thing I need is the police stopping by the crib questioning me bout a suicide:damn:

Congrats, now they'll be stopping by to question you on a murder/rape

"Investigators discovered evidence of a scuffle and teeth marks on the suspect from the victim. Also the suspects semen was uncovered all over the crime scene and inside the deceased":umad:
 

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This coli thread is evidence. The killer poured the pills down her throat and then posted on a message board.

Horatio already on the caese running you dna and tracing you on the semen database
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nikkas been doin it since forever Breh....you aint never hear of a mistress??

fukk i look turning down sex, a home cooked meal, N gettin my dikk washed after a hard days work at 2am??:birdman:

Jordans, Gucci Cologne, fat ass, DD titties, deep throat..... I hope shes ok:noah:

mistress is different than jumpoff.

jumpoff = ONLY fukking
mistress = wifey #2

either way, :ufdup:
 

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Breh, when you have a wife and kid you don't fukk your jumpoff without a condom. Thats risky business right there. She's threatened to kill herself before? You shoulda been out then.. But thats whatever now.

It does look bad for you but you don't know if she's dead.. yet. When you get the chance I suggest you swing by there to check on her or if you have a friend that knows the situation have him go do it. Either that or get the fukk outta the country.
 

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If shes dead take a pic of her corpse and post it in JBO so I can get off.
 

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I don't think you can be charged with anything unless you're a registered medical provider (nurse, EMT, etc.). But you would absolutely be questioned.

But dude, the hydrocodone wouldn't be what gets her, it'd be the acetaminophen, and that shyt will hurt. It would hurt so bad, even with the drugs, she'd have called 911 her damn self most likely. Plus, that shyt doesn't kill instantly. It'll take several hours to a couple days. You're fine unless she just really, really wanted to go.
 

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You should've called 911 and told them what happened. They would've pumped her stomach and kept her on a hold. I'm sure this was already said but I'm not reading all 4 pages.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cow_bxE8mwo"]Stewie Griffin - Mother Teresa - YouTube[/ame] This would've even sufficed.
 
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