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I pooped, wiped and there was a little blood
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I got my ass cleaning technique down pack. You need to wrry about whether you wiping front to back or back to front. No need for me look at the tissue.So you just wipe and drop and randomly stop without knowing whether there is still shyt on your ass?
OPTiMO
SamsoniteMan
Too much alcohol fam!
GhettoNintendo
chill its a secret b
sick fukk. do you find enjoyment in taking a shyt every 5 minutes?Take laxatives breh.
I beon the toilet 2 times a week. Plus you lose a lil more weight than what you'd lose on a normal shyt too
i go under...in between my legs like females do vaginas
i dont drink bro
once a month
last time was dec 14 and i was wine
before that, it was on thanksgiving
Tell your girlfriend to ease up with the strap on .On a serious note, as has probably been mentioned, red blood is probably less serious than if it is darker,darker should seriously ring alarm bells , was the blood just on the toilet paper or in the bowl as well? . The former again probably not that serious, yu are looking at a fissure or a bleeding haemorrhoid,if it's in the bowl it's either something more serious or a really bad fissure or haemoorhoid . Fissures tend to be painful,it can feel like you are shyttingbroken glass and are constipated when you may not be. Bleeding haemorrhoids if they are internal, probably are not painful, external (attached to your anus look like grapes normally are).fissures, and roids can also be caused by a bout of food poisoning, as taking a huge number of dumps puts pressure there. If you use the gym, try not to take a shyt right before you workout, leave an hour at least, before you lift weights as lifting weights also puts pressure on that area. Various medications can also cause constiptation as well as a bad diet without enough fruit and veg. Also make sure you are drinking plenty of water.
How old are you?, if you are under 40, it is probably roids and fissures that are the causes. If you can it is worth getting it checked out at the doctors, you probably need to look at your diet, but also stress and anxiety can also cause these issues , and if you read the newspaper or read books while taking a dump you will have to stop that and get into a habit of taking a dump and then wiping , without hanging around. Fissures tend to disappear, rhoids tend to shrink if you sort out what the problem is. In rare cases you might need something done at the hospital ,but my advice is try to sort it out yourself, as believe me at the hospital they use blades or freeze your butthole ,or put rubber bands on your butthole. Doctors must get off on that pulp fiction shyt. I was vistiting my friend after hernia op and the chap next too him,had a problem with haemorrhoids and they had just finished with him in the operating room,he look like the surgical team had gangbanged him. lying on his stomach moaning. Like something out of 'lock up'. Poor b*stard.
How old are you?, if you are under 40, it is probably roids and fissures that are the causes. If you can it is worth getting it checked out at the doctors, you probably need to look at your diet, but also stress and anxiety can also cause these issues , and if you read the newspaper or read books while taking a dump you will have to stop that and get into a habit of taking a dump and then wiping , without hanging around. Fissures tend to disappear, rhoids tend to shrink if you sort out what the problem is. In rare cases you might need something done at the hospital ,but my advice is try to sort it out yourself, as believe me at the hospital they use blades or freeze your butthole ,or put rubber bands on your butthole. Doctors must get off on that pulp fiction shyt. I was vistiting my friend after hernia op and the chap next too him,had a problem with haemorrhoids and they had just finished with him in the operating room,he look like the surgical team had gangbanged him. lying on his stomach moaning. Like something out of 'lock up'. Poor b*stard.
im 26
it was bright red
this has happened before though
and i did take a mean shyt the other day
like...i had to strain
it was bright red
this has happened before though
and i did take a mean shyt the other day
like...i had to strain
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ChrisDorner
Banned
Nikkas looking at the tissue?
everybody looks nikka
All the funny responses are taken
you mean all the wack, predictable responses?All the funny responses are taken
i would never let a nikka smash me anally breh
nor would i smash a nikka
now oral on the other hand
you mean all the wack, predictable responses?
i would never let a nikka smash me anally breh
nor would i smash a nikka
now oral on the other hand
'a mean shyt' could certainly tear something causing a fissure also obsessively cleaning your anus with loo roll can even cut the skin,so be gentle , , and you say it's happened before, straining suggests constipation , so you need to look at diet and medications. You are 26 ,so it's more than likely a rhoid or a fissure,but it's always useful to know what you are dealing with ,so as you have had the issue before it is worth seeing a GP if you can. A GP can advise you on diet but also prescribe stool softeners which will make these 'mean shyts' of yours pass more easily and heal the fissure up more quickly. Fissures normally take several weeks to heal up, if that is what it is ,and you can prevent them coming back by making life style changes.
You don't mention pain, which is normally what happens with a fissure , so it's also possible it's an internal rhoid, both aren't serious and are one of the most common reasons to see a GP but can become more so if you neglect it.
On the tissue is no worries unless frequent, in the toilet in the stool is a problem
It can range from something simple like hemorrhoids to Colon caner. My unc found out about his cause of blood in his stool
It can range from something simple like hemorrhoids to Colon caner. My unc found out about his cause of blood in his stool
you wiped too hard and were a little raw on your innards...what's this mean?
Use softer TP and/or try not to "exert" yourself so much
Gandolpiffini
Banned
Take that white dildo out yo ass