I only take a dump twice a week...why is that unhealthy?

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Thats not normal. You probably got a rock made out of pizza and burgers stuck in your rectum. :huhldup:

hows it not normal? I only go when I naturally feel like it..so now im supposed to force myself to take a shyt when I dont feel like taking one? just to fulfill some natural requirement?
 

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at least once daily. twice or thrice when i workout or eat oatmeal for breakfast
 

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hows it not normal? I only go when I naturally feel like it..so now im supposed to force myself to take a shyt when I dont feel like taking one? just to fulfill some natural requirement?

That's the point. You only feel like taking a shyt twice a week and that's not normal. :sitdown:

All that food you eat throughout the week is just staying in your body and mot going anywhere. :scusthov:
 

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Damn...nikkas metabolisms allllll fukked up

Twice a WEEK? If I don't shyt at least once a day that's a tell tale sign I'm not eating right or have'nt had enough water.

Not liquids....WATER.
 

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Man I've defecated 4 times in a single hour before, and no I wasn't sick and didn't have diarrhea
 

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first time i sit on the toilet and it just slid out I was like :ohhh::wow::jawalrus::blessed:

About to go take one right now...:krs::ooh:

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You got it backwards :ufdup: if her fiber game ain't on point you can bet there's doodoo stuck to dat ayshh
Nah, everybody is different and women usually take less shyts than men. fukk I look like watching my lady come out of the bathroom with the :jawalrus: face after blowing it up twice a day? That's something that I'm supposed to be doing.
 
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Nah, everybody is different and women usually take less shyts than men. fukk I look like watching my lady come out of the bathroom with the :jawalrus: face after blowing it up twice a day? That's something that I'm supposed to be doing.

:whoa:breh you either got a tranny or a fat chick. Women don't shyt breh.
 
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