"I love you, alive girl" Jeff Bezos text messages to side hoes

[Malcolmxxx_23]

He’s losing it now.


His wife gonna get her share and get herself a 25 year old boy toy.

See tiger


Gotta respect dan bilzerean(sp)
He just fukks them and kim

No marriage
No kids

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

CORN!

this is worst game ever, this is like some highschool sophomore shyte

this aint even game this man just pillow talking through text

 

[You Win Perfect]

Sounds about right.

how most of the dudes in JBO look

 

[Typical Knicks Fan]

Jeff caczos

 

[FLATOP]

I called it in the divorce thread. He looks like a grade A pervert

His wife's lawyer mustve leaked this

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

all the money in the world and no fukking game...

The reality is that "game" is for poor people

 

[xCivicx]

No game needed when you the richest man alive.


Not like he’s a looker anyway.

Unfortunately he married before he made it big and thus when he got that overwhelming female attention it was a wrap.

Especially for a guy like him, not like he was swimming in them before his modern status.

I definitely agree, but dude is definitely not the richest man alive

The richest man alive is rich enough to prevent his name from EVER reaching a public media source

He's just the face of the 1%, much like Bill Gates used to be

Most uber rich people know better than to put their business out there

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

Only people from the coli can look at a Muliti-Billionaire and say he doesn't have game.


Yall literally pay this dude 16.00 a month just for the privilage to use his website....



To get access to items he don't even make.



Pretty sure that makes him the biggest pimp on North American Soil...




But you get extra wings from the chick at KFC when you pull up...SO YOU THE ONE with game....

 

[Curioser]

Alexa was listening.....

 

[ORDER_66]

Why is everyone getting at me for what about I wrote bout him having no game???

 

[GPBear]

I told y'all. Called it 100% in that thread where y'all were acting like his wife of 25 years was leaving him for his money:

Are y'all just assuming that the wife is asking for a divorce?

Seems likely he just wants to get down to his freaky Elon Musk shyt and figured he'd take the loss.

Why is everyone getting at me for what about I wrote bout him having no game???

You know how brehs are on this site, they all probably have the same techniques and felt personally offended.

"Yeah I wanna live in your soul baby, and smell your hair ....wh... where are you going? Wait - "

 

[hashmander]

bytch looking like the joker.

she has a great body though.

 

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Jeff Bezos 'forced to announce divorce' ahead of story about 8-month affair with Fox presenter

Pay out bout to be sensational!

I know his wifey might be a lil hurt b/c she stuck with him from the start. But that's okay girl.

Life is literally calling her with open arms.
This chick is set up to secure the biggest bag ever and she free to jump on any dikk she want guilt free for the rest of her life.

 

[---]

There was a thread here the other day about the most addictive things in the world. The list had a ton of drugs. Wrong wrong wrong.

That thing between a women legs. Pum pum is!
Nothing is as powerful and more addictive and has crumbled more men.

 

[The Fade]

CAn we get a corny bezos smiley