"I love you, alive girl" Jeff Bezos text messages to side hoes

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Its the enquirer, the same paper that did catch and kill stories for trump...who does trump beef with all the time? Bezos and amazon, keep it moving.
 

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Hilarious how rich men usually end up leaving their marriage for slightly more attractive versions of their ex wives.....

This chick is a fukkin PIMP....hopping from one celebrity dyck to another...EACH richer than the previous


Went from Tony Gonzalez to some white guy who owns a talent agency to the richest man on earth.

That pu55y must be out of this world.

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Maybe I'm trippin, but I thought his wife was prettier than this chick anyway. Lauren Sanchez look like she got mad work done, thats a scary site when she's not covered in makeup.

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That's not a big enough jump for me to risk $120 billi :yeshrug:
 
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If Mr. Bezos had game he wouldn’t be losing billions in a divorce, therefore, game is ALWAYS a necessity. You cats can’t even define game let alone have it.:sas2:

But this scenario further proves that white males are mentally, sexually, and emotionally weak regardless of how much money they have.
 

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Maybe I'm trippin, but I thought his wife was prettier than this chick anyway. Lauren Sanchez look like she got mad work done, thats a scary site when she's not covered in makeup.



That's not a big enough jump for me to risk $120 billi :yeshrug:

breh i agree with you. bytch ugly. i should've meant to clarify that its in the dude's mind that theyre moving on to a younger/better version.
 

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That's true.

Not sure if I could handle being that rich. All my demons would haunt me. One Instagram hoe a day. Probably catch a disease in the first year tossing that much salad. :wow:

You'd have a doctor on staff that lived in your mansion. They'd test them hoes when they walked in the door and have the results back in less than 20 minutes and prescribe any antibiotics and ointments they need.

You'd find yourself bored
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Hilarious how rich men usually end up leaving their marriage for slightly more attractive versions of their ex wives.....

This chick is a fukkin PIMP....hopping from one celebrity dyck to another...EACH richer than the previous


Went from Tony Gonzalez to some white guy who owns a talent agency to the richest man on earth.

That pu55y must be out of this world.

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p*ssy lips pull battleships
 

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If Mr. Bezos had game he wouldn’t be losing billions in a divorce, therefore, game is ALWAYS a necessity. You cats can’t even define game let alone have it.:sas2:

But this scenario further proves that white males are mentally, sexually, and emotionally weak regardless of how much money they have.

What about Tiger Woods?
 

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Yet they only first announced their separation this Wednesday morning, Jan. 9 — close to 48 hours after The ENQUIRER informed Bezos of its intention to print the conclusion of a four-month undercover investigation.

Same thing :win: did
went on TV before the HIV story dropped

Nat Eng always bringing the heat
 

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She must have done things to him his wife could never match.

I can see him shaking when she put it on him for the first time.

:russ::mjlol:

She must have had him hooked on that wet wet.
 
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