Doesn't he have a credit card??
24 Hour Fitness Content Exception
He can join up online, I pretty sure they just ask for credit card info.
How does he pay for his jerseys he orders online?
Anyway
Welp guess we know where that gofundme went
Can this dude go without buying NFL jerseys?
Birds, Eagles, Birds, AYE, BirdGANG wtf??
That drawing
The t*ts on top of the belly in that drawing