I know I troll about online dating alot but as a woman

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eat real good off that online try hard cornball hookup dikk

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Im surrounded by try hard cornballs at my job

ill pass on that.
 

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Nah just seemed weird to me, like there's no screening process.
my fear is that what if hes hiding something online?

I mean what if the nikka's shoes talkin, what if he has keeloids all over the back of his neck and face, what if he walks with a limp, bad hygeine, other weird shyt...what if the nikka has a severe stuttering problem, what if he talk with a lisp
 

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The dude you meet in real life is going to smash with haste the same way an online one would if he has any swag. Women just love to appease their mindset and think they are above certain things. All bs.
 

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my fear is that what if hes hiding something online?

I mean what if the nikka's shoes talkin, what if he has keeloids all over the back of his neck and face, what if he walks with a limp, bad hygeine, other weird shyt...what if the nikka has a severe stuttering problem, what if he talk with a lisp
Or what if he's killed a few broads. You can't run a CORI on these dudes. :usure:
 

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my fear is that what if hes hiding something online?

I mean what if the nikka's shoes talkin, what if he has keeloids all over the back of his neck and face, what if he walks with a limp, bad hygeine, other weird shyt...what if the nikka has a severe stuttering problem, what if he talk with a lisp

Found out a dude online I was rapping with was a registered sex offender :wtf:

So @Elle Driver right about that lack of screening process :mindblown:
 

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my fear is that what if hes hiding something online?

I mean what if the nikka's shoes talkin, what if he has keeloids all over the back of his neck and face, what if he walks with a limp, bad hygeine, other weird shyt...what if the nikka has a severe stuttering problem, what if he talk with a lisp

:dead:

Or what if he's killed a few broads. You can't run a CORI on these dudes. :usure:

This is super scary. A good friend of mine met a guy on some dating site- don't remember which one- googled his name and turns out he was recently arrested for raping and strangling his then girlfriend :damn: :mjcry:

Come to think of it, if I was still single when I heard that story, I would have quit online dating.
 
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