Something about lying on your dikk to your pops never sat right with me
You know, man, I never lied to my father.
Never?
Well, almost never.
Where's all this coming from?
I lied to Pops yesterday. Told him I weren't no virgin.
Well, you ain't a virgin, is you?
Well, technically speaking, I haven't. You know, I fingered a couple of honeys... ...and sucked on some titties, but I ain't never stuck it in.
Why not, man?
- You really want to know?
- Yeah, I asked you, didn't I?
I was afraid.
What you afraid of, man?
Of being a daddy.
Oh. Well, yeah.