I just ran over a groundhog (update: my brakes just went out) (update 2: Fuel tank is leaking)

[Afro]

"When's daddy coming home?"

I wake up to this

I'm legit shedding tears

You deserve a


You've been cursed by the groundhog. More bad shyt is about to happen to you breh. Money problems, illness, legal troubles, relationship problems, gay rape, personal injury.

My booty is mine

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I wake up to this

I'm legit shedding tears





My booty is mine

I hear ya. Please don't quote me again until the curse passes over. You're currently unclean.

Good luck breh

 

[god shamgod]

Animals give me the creeps. I be seeing dead deer/racc00ns/possums on this route I take to work. Can’t stand animals, especially dogs

 

[Afro]

The other car's fuel line is now leaking something serious


How do I wash away my sins

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

The other car's fuel line is now leaking something serious


How do I wash away my sins

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Dude is out here driving like he is in GTA.

I've never ran over any animal.

i couldn't tell you how many people i've run over.
it's like these people are trying to get hit.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

The other car's fuel line is now leaking something serious


How do I wash away my sins

You gonna have to just commit that and get it over with fam :franchit:

 

[JuvenileHell]

"When's daddy coming home?"

smh another single parent home without a father OP you're breaking up families

 

[Another Man]

Get your whip totalled by a large, herbivorous rodent brehs,

 

[eufemism]

Right before I ran over a possum it made the worst cry I've ever heard right before I heard the thud and sudden quiet after



shyt was bone chilling

 

[Neuromancer]

The other car's fuel line is now leaking something serious


How do I wash away my sins

You gotta find his kids and make it right.

 

[3rdWorld]

florida. one on a back country road, one in orlando on an interstate merge lane. They found a black mamba not to far from downtown in orlando. Pythons and boas in the everglades


ive also ran over a squirrel now that you mention it

A mamba in Orlando

 

[Afro]

Right before I ran over a possum it made the worst cry I've ever heard right before I heard the thud and sudden quiet after



shyt was bone chilling

Just realized that maybe he wanted to end it all

He didn't make a sound

He just crawled in the road and stayed there. Just stared at me