I just ran over a groundhog (update: my brakes just went out) (update 2: Fuel tank is leaking)

[MikelArteta]

florida. one on a back country road, one in orlando on an interstate merge lane. They found a black mamba not to far from downtown in orlando. Pythons and boas in the everglades


ive also ran over a squirrel now that you mention it

:Sadjeb:

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I run over Rac00ns, cats, armadillos , and possums all the time and my breaks are fine Even tapped a wild hog the other night

OP drives a 2001 Kia Sephia

 

[ORDER_66]

Dude is out here driving like he is in GTA.

I've never ran over any animal.

 

[Geek Nasty]

"When's daddy coming home?"

 

[Neuromancer]

You'll live in perpetual winter breh, even though no one else will

Bill Murray in this bytch.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

"When's daddy coming home?"

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

"When's daddy coming home?"

you wrong for that

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

you wrong for that

Not gonna lie, I was close to hitting the

 

[newworldafro]

OP's Nightmare:

 

[Sauce Dab]

I hit a opossum not too long ago. He was sitting in the middle of the road like

So I tried to veer over so I wouldn't hit him but he reacted and ran right into where I veered :FrancisWave:

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

 

[Tunez]

Coli killing animals now

 

[Charlie Hustle]

You deserve a

I may have just fukked up Punxsutawney Phil


He just sat there on the bypass frozen

Looked me in the eye before I put my front end into his skull


Homie did a barrel roll and a break dance spin before expiring

I’m sorry

EDIT: My brakes went out on the bypass as I was driving home

Almost tried to take me with him, damn

You've been cursed by the groundhog. More bad shyt is about to happen to you breh. Money problems, illness, legal troubles, relationship problems, gay rape, personal injury.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Get cursed by mystical groundhogs brehs

I hope you had a good life

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Get cursed by mystical groundhogs brehs

I hope you had a good life

Op's life finna be fukked up on cosmic levels.