I Just Got Married Today...

[Osmosis]

Hand tattoo.... What a catch...

@mamba so I guess it's not just women out here marrying themselves

So you insult the op but don't have the heart to say shyt to the c00n on your fb

 

[kem2]

this nikka has Alexis tattooed on his hand

nah but seriously, this marrying yourself shyt is retarded. but judging from that tattoo you got some shytty judgement so probably making the right decision to not marry some bytch.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Congrats may you have many half human/half stacks kids

Mixed breeds
The coli only acknowledges full blood africans

 

[SirReginald]

Why is this thread two stars? Anyway, congrats breh and have a happy marriage I hope to get married someday too.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

You know what.. I'm going to marry to myself. Treat myself. I've been through four horrible relationship. Been through the gates of hell.

I might think about doing the same exact thing. WOMEN...

 

[Michael's Black Son]

It wasn't nothing I planned for real. A few days ago, I just started felt like if I was going to do it, I needed to be committed. I needed to show God, my new bride and myself I was serious. I went ahead and made the plunge today bruhs.

I got married to money.

I went out and blew a couple bills on myself a wedding band. 10 karat gold with diamond cuts. I feel like a new nikka. It really just symbolizes how my goals, my dreams, and myself take precedent over any female. You could really just say I married myself.

Just think about it, bytches are fickle ass shyt. I met a bytch 2 days ago and after vibing for them 2 days, she just broke up with her boyfriend.

I'll never divorce myself. I'll never fall out of love with myself. I'll never divorce my goals, my dreams, my aspirations.

I feel this the best way to let bytches know what it is from the jump. I'm married to money. And at the same time, they going to be attracted even more. Hoes always want what they can't have. Young, fly, handsome nikka in a committed relationship with his damn self.

Let the chase begin.

I can dig it.

Lose the tat tho

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Cover that shytty tattoo up with something better

 

[Steve Piffler]

i hope you and Alexis are very happy together

Spoiler

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

These lame ass, short sighted Coli fukk boyz gon clown but this is fukking genius.

Not only do you not have to worry about getting fukked over by your spouse, but you're gonna get a shytload of p*ssy rocking that ring, cuz these hoes love married nikkaz. Salute, nikka.

Real shyt. I was vibing with this bytch last night, she see my ring and ask me if I'm married. I'm like yeah. She was like, why you over here this late then. I told her I'm married to the money. First she thought I was bullshyttin and was really married. But when she understood, no lie, I could see the chemical reactions in her body of her p*ssy getting wet ready to submit.

I'm so player, I ain't even fukk her last night or even attempt to. I was at the grocery store, old hoes been looking. This ring got power. I might start making these hoes kiss the ring.

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

Real shyt. I was vibing with this bytch last night, she see my ring and ask me if I'm married. I'm like yeah. She was like, why you over here this late then. I told her I'm married to the money. First she thought I was bullshyttin and was really married. But when she understood, no lie, I could see the chemical reactions in her body of her p*ssy getting wet ready to submit.

I'm so player, I ain't even fukk her last night or even attempt to. I was at the grocery store, old hoes been looking. This ring got power. I might start making these hoes kiss the ring.

 

[KOohbt]

Op got a ring for no reason.

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

You know what.. I'm going to marry to myself. Treat myself. I've been through four horrible relationship. Been through the gates of hell.

I might think about doing the same exact thing. WOMEN...

You should.

But this isn't something to take lightly. You really have to know what you're getting yourself into. It can't be an act based off of emotion. You have to truly, sincerely, and consciously have your best interest at heart at all times. You have to be dedicated to you.

Shine on these hoes.

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Op got a ring for no reason.

I'm just a young African King draping myself in gold again.

 

[Colicat]

So you insult the op but don't have the heart to say shyt to the c00n on your fb

I didn't say anything to the OP either