I Just Got Married Today...

[IttyBittyKitty]

It wasn't nothing I planned for real. A few days ago, I just started felt like if I was going to do it, I needed to be committed. I needed to show God, my new bride and myself I was serious. I went ahead and made the plunge today bruhs.

I got married to money.

I went out and blew a couple bills on myself a wedding band. 10 karat gold with diamond cuts. I feel like a new nikka. It really just symbolizes how my goals, my dreams, and myself take precedent over any female. You could really just say I married myself.

Just think about it, bytches are fickle ass shyt. I met a bytch 2 days ago and after vibing for them 2 days, she just broke up with her boyfriend.

I'll never divorce myself. I'll never fall out of love with myself. I'll never divorce my goals, my dreams, my aspirations.

I feel this the best way to let bytches know what it is from the jump. I'm married to money. And at the same time, they going to be attracted even more. Hoes always want what they can't have. Young, fly, handsome nikka in a committed relationship with his damn self.

Let the chase begin.

Does your hand say Alexis on it? I can see the Ale, and is, but what is the letter in the middle?

 

[Freedman]

Real. Imma do something similar too this brobro

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Does your hand say Alexis on it? I can see the Ale, and is, but what is the letter in the middle?

Yeah lol. The slash between the "x" is kinda thin.

 

[CinnamonTequila]

I actually think it´s a nice and interesting concept...

Congrats!!! Enjoy the honeymoon!!!

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Real. Imma do something similar too this brobro

nikkas like you is why I made this thread.

Self-love = Best love.

Just remember where you got it from.

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

So no invite huh? I planned for this.

My bad homie, it was just for me and the money.

 

[godkiller]

Wait: so you aren't married for love, OP?

You'll be getting divorced soon. Why even marry?

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Wait: so you aren't married for love, OP?

You'll be getting divorced soon. Why even marry?

You might need to go and reread it. I married myself, my goals, and my dreams.

This type of love lasts a lifetime.

Edit: I just realized you didn't get it.

 

[newworldafro]

Have a picture of a $100 bill in your wallet ...

 

[wickedsm]

You sound like a hoe. Notice a hoe dapped you.

You okay?

Everybody isn't gonna be a fan of your hand garage tatt.
Sorry.

On the bright side it's not your neck or above your eyebrow,so there's that.

 

[Barnett114]

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

You okay?

Everybody isn't gonna be a fan of your hand garage tatt.
Sorry.

On the bright side it's not your neck or above your eyebrow,so there's that.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Congratulations on the wedding, I hope your Hubby know
he got a playa for life, and that's no bullshyttin'

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Congratulations on the wedding, I hope the money know
she got a playa for life, and that's no bullshyttin'

Fixed.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

your name is alexis?
I'm confused