I Just Got Married Today...

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

It wasn't nothing I planned for real. A few days ago, I just started felt like if I was going to do it, I needed to be committed. I needed to show God, my new bride and myself I was serious. I went ahead and made the plunge today bruhs.

I got married to money.

I went out and blew a couple bills on myself a wedding band. 10 karat gold with diamond cuts. I feel like a new nikka. It really just symbolizes how my goals, my dreams, and myself take precedent over any female. You could really just say I married myself.

Just think about it, bytches are fickle ass shyt. I met a bytch 2 days ago and after vibing for them 2 days, she just broke up with her boyfriend.

I'll never divorce myself. I'll never fall out of love with myself. I'll never divorce my goals, my dreams, my aspirations.

I feel this the best way to let bytches know what it is from the jump. I'm married to money. And at the same time, they going to be attracted even more. Hoes always want what they can't have. Young, fly, handsome nikka in a committed relationship with his damn self.

Let the chase begin.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Amazing bro, Ill definately be telling my grand kids about this

 

[Gully Bull]

That's a terrible tattoo brah

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Why do you have a hand tattoo

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

That's a terrible tattoo brah

It's bout 10 years old. My first one.

Bout 15 year olds in the hood and the homie did tattoos. Part of my evolution.

 

[lowkey0z]

nikka gave himself a dj khaled motivational speech lol

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Why do you have a hand tattoo

You sound like a hoe. Notice a hoe dapped you.

 

[acri1]

You could really just say I married myself.

Why do you have a hand tattoo

There's a joke in there somewhere...

 

[godkiller]

Congratulations, brother. May you have a long, fruitful and happy marriage.

Edit: Who one stars a marriage thread? The Coli is really turning to shyt.

 

[Gully Bull]

understandable. Personally, I'd laser it off and tattoo the entire hand. Looks better Aestheically

It's bout 10 years old. My first one.

Bout 15 year olds in the hood and the homie did tattoos. Part of my evolution.

 

[YoungFlyGentleman]

Didnt some fat bytch marry herself?

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Congratulations, brother. May you have a long, fruitful and happy marriage.

Edit: Who one stars a marriage thread? The Coli is really turning to shyt.

Preciate that homie.

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

Where you from bruh?

 

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

understandable. Personally, I'd laser it off and tattoo the entire hand. Looks better Aestheically

Different strokes.

I love it because I remember that day, that time of my life and it's significance.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

So no invite huh? I planned for this.