I just accepted the fact that I'm going to die single and lonely

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Why not start a reclamation project? find a fat chick with a pretty face, then help her cut weight.

:ohhh:

that is true...I honestly think I'm going to have to do this. :shaq:

But POF and OK Cupid got these fat bishes thinking they're worth more than what they are because of these thirsty ass nikkas :russ:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
:ohhh:

that is true...I honestly think I'm going to have to do this. :shaq:

But POF and OK Cupid got these fat bishes thinking they're worth more than what they are because of these thirsty ass nikkas :russ:

Nah, don't mess with the POF/OKcupid fat chicks, find one out in the wild and bring her back to base camp. If she's an overly proud fat chick that tells me someone has been gassing her, but if she's an insecure fatty that is nice and sweet, you should begin your habitat for humanity restoration project.
 

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nikka you shoulda been done that :win:

:steviej: My evenings have been lovely since I made that leap breh

Do you take them out in public? I cnat do it because my past bytches have been in shape and a 6.5 and up :lawd:

Nah, don't mess with the POF/OKcupid fat chicks, find one out in the wild and bring her back to base camp. If she's an overly proud fat chick that tells me someone has been gassing her, but if she's an insecure fatty that is nice and sweet, you should begin your habitat for humanity restoration project.

I'm really gonna try this breh :gladbron:

Now, should I find them on the bar scene? :ohhh:
 

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Nah, go to places they frequent, like bakeries and shyt.

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Nah, go to places they frequent, like bakeries and shyt.

Go to the gym, if you see a cute chubby chick putting in work stake your claim.

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But yeah...I aitn seen nothing too crazy at the gym yet, but I'm def on my shyt....bars, grocery stores, etc...its on and popping :wow:

the only problem is....these beckies aint into niccas unless theyre white washed :ohlawd:
 

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Do you take them out in public? I cnat do it because my past bytches have been in shape and a 6.5 and up :lawd:

With half of the population being considered overweight, who the fukk's gonna notice? Big girls love them some light-skinned, smart boys :myman:

:whoa: But when I say fat, I'm not talking bout Precious-type girls :scusthov: I'm talking bout thick girls with some fluffy curves

:merchant: Even I don't think I'm brave enough to tackle the true Mammoths of society
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
:deadrose:

But yeah...I aitn seen nothing too crazy at the gym yet, but I'm def on my shyt....bars, grocery stores, etc...its on and popping :wow:

the only problem is....these beckies aint into niccas unless theyre white washed :ohlawd:

There's this cute fat latin chick at my gym, she's putting in work, I always see her on the stair machine drenched in sweat and if she can lose the weight she's gonna have a pretty face and massive titties.

I don't see anyone trying to holla at her either, they don't see the potential but it's there, she's like a late draft pick that should have gone in the top 10 but let personal problems get in the way. She smiles at me, but I'm not sure if it's me or the post workout chocolate powerbar :manny:
 

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In my mind, when dudes date a girl just because of her looks, hes doing it for the same reason women buy shoes and purses: Their trying to impress their friends more than they are trying to be happy.

No one dreams of falling in love with a fat slob or a pock marked faced animal, but at some point you gonna think about what you actually want in a partner and think of that shyt first.

For example, do you want a care giver? Someone who would put your best interest before you, without you even asking? Someone who would take care of you, thinks the idea of taking care of her man should involved cooking and trying to make him happy?

If so, that shyt doesn't always come in the prettiest packaging, but it'll work just as well.
 

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In my mind, when dudes date a girl just because of her looks, hes doing it for the same reason women buy shoes and purses: Their trying to impress their friends more than they are trying to be happy.

No one dreams of falling in love with a fat slob or a pock marked faced animal, but at some point you gonna think about what you actually want in a partner and think of that shyt first.

For example, do you want a care giver? Someone who would put your best interest before you, without you even asking? Someone who would take care of you, thinks the idea of taking care of her man should involved cooking and trying to make him happy?

If so, that shyt doesn't always come in the prettiest packaging, but it'll work just as well.

Deep down most people want to be loved. I'm only shallow if I'm hounding for p*ssy but I've had times where I've dated not so pretty girls just because I got to know them.
 
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