I have white people anxiety

[The Nigerian]

Right that's why they called you a dirty nikka for eatin their table scraps. nikka shut up you don't know shyt. You don't even have the intellectual edge on this message board. When I'm out I'm usually in slacks and a tie cause I'm always coming from work. Has nothing to do with what I'm wearing.

Well, I don't know.

I woke up to this sight this morning:

in that same city, not many years after that. I mean, it's all about growth and positive progression here. Here you are, bumming and slumming in Cleveland thinking it's all segregated. And here I am:

Just having drinks with one of my neighbors, enjoying myself at a bar around the corner from where we live. I know what I'm talking about here, and yes, you can look all thugged out in slacks and a tie. Haven't you watched Jude Mathis? Steve Wilkos? Or any show that comes on when EBT card holders are watching TV? C'mon, bray broe... think.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Turn the attention on them. Use white guilt if all else fails.

 

[The Nigerian]

Steve: The Nigerian, do you like Obama?

The Nigerian: Yeah. He's great. Don't you?

Steve: uh...

The Nigerian: You don't support the President?

Steve: uh...

The Nigerian: I like waking up and knowing that Obama is President. It makes me feel good that people that I don't like hate the fact that he's President. When President Obama wins, America wins.

Or better yet...

Steve: Hey, The Nigerian, have you seen [insert some random c00ning viral video]?

The Nigerian: Yeah, yeah, have you seen [insert a Vice News documentary showcasing some wayward white folks]?

Steve:

The Nigerian: Yeah, this Krokodil sh!t is crazy!