I have white people anxiety

[The Nigerian]

Listen here Mr. c00n man. By making these sweeping assumptions you are doing the same as these racist ass white folks. Why did you assume I wear Jordans and saggy pants? I am a family man, I'm talkin bout being out with my kids grocery shopping. Not hanging with the hommies in the hood.

Just because you have kids doesn't mean you don't look suspect. I'm just sayin... I've done it all kinds of ways. What you wear really has an effect. Unlike white folks we can't go out looking all bummy... because, well, there are a lot of black dudes that are on the street, literally bumming.

Step ya game up. Just look really expensive all the time. That's what I do.

It also helps that I'm in great shape. I actually *am* a superior person to most people that I deal with, regardless of race. At least from a material and physical perspective. I often have the intellectual edge on most people that I interact with as well. People can detect this and behave accordingly. It really cuts down on the sense of un-ease that you may be feeling.

And no, your city is not segregated. They don't even do that in South Africa anymore.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Just because you have kids doesn't mean you don't look suspect. I'm just sayin... I've done it all kinds of ways. What you wear really has an effect. Unlike white folks we can't go out looking all bummy... because, well, there are a lot of black dudes that are on the street, literally bumming.

Step ya game up. Just look really expensive all the time. That's what I do.

It also helps that I'm in great shape. I actually *am* a superior person to most people that I deal with, regardless of race. At least from a material and physical perspective. I often have the intellectual edge on most people that I interact with as well. People can detect this and behave accordingly. It really cuts down on the sense of un-ease that you may be feeling.

And no, your city is not segregated. They don't even do that in South Africa anymore.

Right that's why they called you a dirty nikka for eatin their table scraps. nikka shut up you don't know shyt. You don't even have the intellectual edge on this message board. When I'm out I'm usually in slacks and a tie cause I'm always coming from work. Has nothing to do with what I'm wearing.

 

[The Nigerian]

Right that's why they called you a dirty nikka for eatin their table scraps. nikka shut up you don't know shyt. You don't even have the intellectual edge on this message board. When I'm out I'm usually in slacks and a tie cause I'm always coming from work. Has nothing to do with what I'm wearing.

Well, I don't know.

I woke up to this sight this morning:

in that same city, not many years after that. I mean, it's all about growth and positive progression here. Here you are, bumming and slumming in Cleveland thinking it's all segregated. And here I am:

Just having drinks with one of my neighbors, enjoying myself at a bar around the corner from where we live. I know what I'm talking about here, and yes, you can look all thugged out in slacks and a tie. Haven't you watched Jude Mathis? Steve Wilkos? Or any show that comes on when EBT card holders are watching TV? C'mon, bray broe... think.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Turn the attention on them. Use white guilt if all else fails.

 

[The Nigerian]

Steve: The Nigerian, do you like Obama?

The Nigerian: Yeah. He's great. Don't you?

Steve: uh...

The Nigerian: You don't support the President?

Steve: uh...

The Nigerian: I like waking up and knowing that Obama is President. It makes me feel good that people that I don't like hate the fact that he's President. When President Obama wins, America wins.

Or better yet...

Steve: Hey, The Nigerian, have you seen [insert some random c00ning viral video]?

The Nigerian: Yeah, yeah, have you seen [insert a Vice News documentary showcasing some wayward white folks]?

Steve:

The Nigerian: Yeah, this Krokodil sh!t is crazy!