I Have Gone 15 Years Without Clogging a Toilet

[hypo666]

I clogged my GF's toilet one time, and her mom was on the way home from work. I boiled a big pot of water, poured it in, and broke the shyt down (literally). My best de-clog improv.

I tried that and the toilet was still blocked but I had a lovely smell of cooked shyt that stayed in my house for several days,despite leaving windows open and spray air freshner. I couldn't invite none of my friends round or the squeeze I was seeing because otherwise they would be inhaling the contents of my guts. I stick to plungers in future.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

yall really flushin the toilet while you sittin on it though?

 

[Illuminatos]

I'm going to go ahead and neg OP off the strength of me being stuck in that stank ass bathroom trying to unclog it for the last 30 minutes.

I swear the sound of the toilet making that gurgling sound and unclogging has to be one of the greatest feelings ever.

Now to go ice my wrists.