I Have Gone 15 Years Without Clogging a Toilet

[yo moms]

what do i cut it with then?

 

[madness]

i don't worry about clogging when i'm unloading my bowels

but when i'm done i take a peek into the bowl

and say to myself "what did i just do?"

 

[martin payne]

dem bowel winders are a problem

 

[The 2020 New Member]

cut it with scissors before flushing?

nah with your butthole, breh. poop in waves.

 

[Illuminatos]

Flush right after you shyt to make the bathroom smell less.

 

[BlackBieber]

All you need is a plunger, that comet powder and y'all be good

wifey material

 

[kp404]

this whole thread

 

[FaTaL]

step that bowel movement game up son

oh myyyyyy

 

[observe]

Sometimes you gotta use ya hands and just...

 

[kp404]

the sheer joy you get when you hear that gurgling sound as a clog full of giant brown cornstalks finally goes down is just

 

[Malik]

I turn on the shower. The water masks the sound and the steam masks the smell.

 

[All Women Are Queens]

I get caught slippin every once in a while

 

[klientel]

I turn on the shower. The water masks the sound and the steam masks the smell.

That's one of my go-to moves....

I do it even when I'm at other people's house. They be like.... "was that the shower?"...."nope "

 

[Wildin]

fukk it, I'll drop a duece, wipe put that in a trash can, don't flush, wash my hands and tell who ever the homeowner or business manager "there's a big ass spider in the bathroom , I think it's a wolf spider" and let them run in there like ""

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

CUT N FLUSH DON'T WORK IF YOU'RE DROPPING THAT WEAPONS GRADE NAPALM. YOU EVER DROP A DEUCE SO BIG THAT IT COMES OUT THE WATER? YOU GOTTA BREAK IT UP WITH THE PLUNGER AND PRAY IT DOWN THE TOILET. MULTIPLES FLUSHES NEEDED.