I Have A Strong Urge To Upgrade A Normal Chick To Bad "B*tch" Status

[#1 pick]

My momma and all the ladies in my family might hate me, cause I think I'mma marry a dirty red

I can't blame you if you do.

 

[-G$-]

i never been told i was ugly before i get hundreds of likes on my pics daily
so i know im a bad b*tch
-harlems bad b*tch

 

[PrnzHakeem]

My momma and all the ladies in my family might hate me, cause I think I'mma marry a dirty red

What if you married a SGRho?

Better yet, what if you brought home a chick from Swing Phi Swing? Introduce her like

 

[harlemsteenmodel]

your most likely one them ugly popped ni55az liking my status
you a grown azz man on a hip hop message board looking for b*tches that wont give you play anyway you living out your fantasies with other busted ni55az you a overgrown azz still living home with your momma smh
-harlems bad b*tch

 

[Jesus]

Ya know? Take her shopping, tell her the poppin' spots to be at, take her from Tampico out the carton standin' at the kitchen counter to Au Bon Pain scones and gourmet orange drippings with a nice book on a Sunday morning.

No more partying at Esso's or the Libra with Svedka and cranberry Only Northside functions where you are served Moet when you walk through the door.

Like I know your closet is Wet Seal and Forever 21, but how about a personal shopping account at the place where they have Big Brown Bags? Or some obscure place your mama never been to or knows how to pronounce? Heels are 6 inches at minimum.

You still pullin' out car keys? Push to start hoe, don't embarrass me.

Weave from babes in the hills of Malaysia. A real Louis bag to go with and ass shots from the finest plastic surgeon.

I wanna take a chick and make her unavailable to nikkas who used to overlook her. I wanna make Shondra too good for Ray Ray anem.

I put all my past girlfriends on. They were unwifeable for other nikkas for a while. One of them still is. I'm tryna get back on my steeze.

"Take a shooooot for meeee"

I think I might do it brehs.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

What if you married a SGRho?

Better yet, what if you brought home a chick from Swing Phi Swing? Introduce her like

I'd be kicked of the family and sent away on a block of ice This shyt would be hilarious though.

your most likely one them ugly popped ni55az liking my status
you a grown azz man on a hip hop message board looking for b*tches that wont give you play anyway you living out your fantasies with other busted ni55az you a overgrown azz still living home with your momma smh
-harlems bad b*tch

Everything is so truuuueeee

 

[cleanface coney]

lol take yo bytch and make her look down on you

you gotta make her famous too bro

charges nikkas for club appearances and video/photo shoots

 

[villain]

i've seen my pops do this to a couple of women

the descent was

 

[#1 pick]

What if you married a SGRho?

Better yet, what if you brought home a chick from Swing Phi Swing? Introduce her like

My experience with a SGRho had epic highs and epic lows but one thing, she was a d*mn genius.

 

[Kenny West]

Breh, I'm trying to upgrade a chick, not take on a charity case. Some choices define and haunt you for life.

 

[Ohnoits]

Nah breh, that's my father in law.


What you need to do is find a Zeta chick to upgrade. She'll appreciate it.

I met a fine Zeta a week ago

Zetas

AKAs

But them attitudes on them broads

They can come get it in their pink and green tho

My fam's is half Deltas half AKAs reunions them bytches be mad.

 

[Sinnerman]

i never been told i was ugly before i get hundreds of likes on my pics daily
so i know im a bad b*tch
-harlems bad b*tch

 

[kevm3]

Why so she can leave you? The only thing this is gonna do is make her WANT a nikka like Ray Ray. Don't ask me how or why, that's just how women work.

exactly, negroes ain't learned from joe buddens? you way better off spending that money finding some way to upgrade yourself

all upgrading some woman will do is make her look better for the next negro

 

[DaChampIsHere]