Ya know? Take her shopping, tell her the poppin' spots to be at, take her from Tampico out the carton standin' at the kitchen counter to Au Bon Pain scones and gourmet orange drippings with a nice book on a Sunday morning.
No more partying at Esso's or the Libra with Svedka and cranberry Only Northside functions where you are served Moet when you walk through the door.
Like I know your closet is Wet Seal and Forever 21, but how about a personal shopping account at the place where they have Big Brown Bags? Or some obscure place your mama never been to or knows how to pronounce? Heels are 6 inches at minimum.

You still pullin' out car keys?

Push to start hoe, don't embarrass me.
Weave from babes in the hills of Malaysia.

A real Louis bag to go with and ass shots from the finest plastic surgeon.
I wanna take a chick and make her unavailable to nikkas who used to overlook her. I wanna make Shondra too good for Ray Ray anem.
I put all my past girlfriends on. They were unwifeable for other nikkas for a while. One of them still is.

I'm tryna get back on my

steeze.
"Take a shooooot for meeee"
I think I might do it brehs.