I Have A Strong Urge To Upgrade A Normal Chick To Bad "B*tch" Status

[DaChampIsHere]

Ya know? Take her shopping, tell her the poppin' spots to be at, take her from Tampico out the carton standin' at the kitchen counter to Au Bon Pain scones and gourmet orange drippings with a nice book on a Sunday morning.

No more partying at Esso's or the Libra with Svedka and cranberry Only Northside functions where you are served Moet when you walk through the door.

Like I know your closet is Wet Seal and Forever 21, but how about a personal shopping account at the place where they have Big Brown Bags? Or some obscure place your mama never been to or knows how to pronounce? Heels are 6 inches at minimum.

You still pullin' out car keys? Push to start hoe, don't embarrass me.

Weave from babes in the hills of Malaysia. A real Louis bag to go with and ass shots from the finest plastic surgeon.

I wanna take a chick and make her unavailable to nikkas who used to overlook her. I wanna make Shondra too good for Ray Ray anem.

I put all my past girlfriends on. They were unwifeable for other nikkas for a while. One of them still is. I'm tryna get back on my steeze.

"Take a shooooot for meeee"

I think I might do it brehs.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Why so she can leave you? The only thing this is gonna do is make her WANT a nikka like Ray Ray. Don't ask me how or why, that's just how women work.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Why so she can leave you? The only thing this is gonna do is make her WANT a nikka like Ray Ray. Don't ask me how or why, that's just how women work.

Damn you got some fast internet

 

[Vagina Thief]

You're going to share that girl breh...

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[Sinnerman]

as long as you're doing it cause you just wanna have fun out here, otherwise...

You're going to share that girl breh...

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[DaChampIsHere]

You're going to share that girl breh...

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Plenty of fish in this sea breh.

 

[Panther]

What do you get out of it?

 

[Malta]

Some NFL player will thank you for your work.

 

[Binary]

What do you get out of it?

A huge credit card bill and no woman

 

[Born2BKing]

Damn you got some fast internet

 

[DaChampIsHere]

What do you get out of it?

Community service hours. And a nice tax write off

 

[Vagina Thief]

Plenty of fish in this sea breh.

I'm sure that fish is going to see her fair share of seamen too....

though you making it a lot easier for Ray Ray n em to give her what money can't buy.... ​

 

[Just like bruddas]

but if shes a bad bytch, then how she gonna be a good woman

 

[DaChampIsHere]

but if shes a bad bytch, then how she gonna be a good woman

That's your concern Will

 

[SpeakherKnockin]

Ya know? Take her shopping, tell her the poppin' spots to be at, take her from Tampico out the carton standin' at the kitchen counter to Au Bon Pain scones and gourmet orange drippings with a nice book on a Sunday morning.

No more partying at Esso's or the Libra with Svedka and cranberry Only Northside functions where you are served Moet when you walk through the door.

Like I know your closet is Wet Seal and Forever 21, but how about a personal shopping account at the place where they have Big Brown Bags? Or some obscure place your mama never been to or knows how to pronounce? Heels are 6 inches at minimum.

You still pullin' out car keys? Push to start hoe, don't embarrass me.

Weave from babes in the hills of Malaysia. A real Louis bag to go with and ass shots from the finest plastic surgeon.

I wanna take a chick and make her unavailable to nikkas who used to overlook her. I wanna make Shondra too good for Ray Ray anem.

I put all my past girlfriends on. They were unwifeable for other nikkas for a while. One of them still is. I'm tryna get back on my steeze.

"Take a shooooot for meeee"

I think I might do it brehs.

SMH @ you treating your next girl like a science project.