I have a confession....

[African Peasant]

OP, neg for posting your fantasies here. Go to reedit or one of them weirdos fantasy boards.

I will neg you later for that pic.

This is the reason I still come on the Coli

Classic

This is why you come to theColi? Watching shirtless weirdo?

How is this a classic? If you want to read erotic fantasy, go to reedit.

 

[Monsanto]

Among the other ducktales in that story this stood out.

She's 42 and you're 29.

Born in 1971 you in 1991.

There should be a 20 year gap with her at 49 and you 29.

But she's 42.

 

[3rdWorld]

I assume you posted your picture incase her son posts on thecoli?

 

[Poohdini]

“And here’s a pic of me”

 

[Low End Derrick]

That photo is wild homo

Why is gay shyt always the first thing that comes to your mind?

 

[Michael's Black Son]

................................









I fukked my best friend's mom. They are Armenian and she had the phattest ass. I was in the dining room and she was in the living room, she got undressed and walked to the dining room butt naked. She asked if she could fukk me and I said sure with no hesitation. We went in the bathroom and fukked like we found love in a hopeless place. She sucked me, I fukked her in the vagina and there was some tasty anal. Afterwards she asked if I was gonna stay to wait for her son to come back, I said nah and jetted.



Do yall think I'm wrong for that? We fukked twice now.



This is a true story.

And this is me.

keep fukking that bytch.

do it at your crib if you live alone

if not get a hotel.

 

[5n0man]

OP looking like @cozy carl in here

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

I have a feeling Breh in that picture doesnt know that some cac is using his photo to make some erotic tale on a message board

 

[Goombreh]

This is awfully similar to that "Slam ass thread."

 

[10bandz]

Dumbass thread

 

[StretfordRed]

I have a feeling Breh in that picture doesnt know that some cac is using his photo to make some erotic tale on a message board

This.

No one says “tasty Anel” or even posts pictures like that for Brehs on ThColi

 

[SupremexKing]

you 29
she 42
she your best friend mother
you been wanting to smash since you were 12

@SupremexKing
@xCivicx
@Squirtle
@Squirrel from Meteor Man
@HarlemHottie
@getmoney310cpt

This nikka...

the fukking cap

negged!

 

[SupremexKing]

Why are you smiling like that?
Was Diana Ross laying next to you in that pic 50 years ago?

@Cat piss martini we need your OG al Greene gif expertise por favor to bless this thread

Billy (colt 45 calrissian) Dee the Gawd Williams.

y'all know thats morris day, right?

 

[Neuromancer]

Why the picture of you and not her?

This.

Also OP you foul.

 

[gangreen]

This story is trash cause there was no mention of slammin of the ass