I had a hypothetical "how would our wedding be" convo with my GF and learned how different we are
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Flay Mayweather
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but they got his eyelashes. the oldest even breathes like him
I think its time for you to come clean about those babies miss
Oh really?
I think its time for you to come clean about those babies miss
Can I wait 18 years? Just until I figure out a way to soften the blow?
Elle Driver
Veteran
These udders be putting in work
So did them kids give ya them t*ts, or was you always tig ole bittied?
Always been big since I was like 13. Breast fed and my boobs went down a cup size
went from a 38D to 34 didn't expect that to happen.
Youhadasparkwhenustarted
Superstar
Beer fountains, cheddar biscuits, fried chicken while the dj's playing Teddy P and Shalamar? That sounds like a dope ass wedding, tell you girl she need to get on your level and realize this
Flay Mayweather
Superstar
Can I wait 18 years? Just until I figure out a way to soften the blow?
can i come? i wanna introduce myself as the pappy
You can be fancy without spending a lot of money.
A wedding should look like this:
It shouldn't look like what @Kind Gentleman is describing:
The first couple is divorced and they don't look too happy in the pic, the 2nd couple look like they're having a fukkload of fun and I'd be willing to bet that they're still together 
Flay Mayweather
Superstar
tell thecoli about the time you met that nubian prince in Frankfurt
you met me boo
Gourmet tacos
Something like that but it looked fancy as fukk.
Something like that but it looked fancy as fukk.
tell thecoli about the time you met that nubian prince in Frankfurt
I was just in Frankfurt today and last weekend. 
DerrtySouthpaw
Gawdisbyke
fried plantains the goat. nikka you serve that im crashing that mafukka
Flay Mayweather
Superstar
your moms holding up well?
me and you go way back