I had a hypothetical "how would our wedding be" convo with my GF and learned how different we are

[HookersandIceCream]

Fountain of beer?

This You OP?

 

[obarth]

@obarth please explain to my queens why chicken and beer is a must have. Especially with cheddar bay biscuits.

Let a girl tell me we can't serve a bunch of Popeye's dark meat chicken, spicy, with sides of mash potatoes with that Cajun gravyYou telling me we can't have a beer fountain in the shape of baby Jesus peeing out Coors Light?Who doesn't like cheddar biscuits, doe?I like filet mignon, Chilean sea bass, wild pheasant, crab meats with the heavy butter() and succulent duck breast as much as anyone else but I'll be damned if I can't have 40s of OE and lemon pepper wings at my own damn wedding She better compromise unless she wants to spend the honeymoon in the most floral of bushes

 

[Ashley Banks]

I dunno about the beer but fried chicken and cheddar bay biscuits sound good beer is disgusting though.

I had this convo with my bf a few days ago he wants to have a cheese fountain for nachos,hot dogs, and fountain drinks at our wedding. I wanted pizza, Chinese food and a fruit punch minute maid fountain.

 

[Sierra Mist]

this guy tries to hard

 

[Nintendough]

@Kind Gentleman You forget that I'm vegan.

Btw, you half Dominican or some shyt? What's with the plantains?

Half puerto rican. Plantains and blood pudding on the menu





@obarth I knew you would understand me. Two thugs of the same struggle. I know @Non Sequitur would agree too.

 

[BrothaZay]

Nothing is wrong with it. It's not necessarily "traditional" but your wedding day is what yall make it out to be.

I had gourmet tacos at my wedding

your marreid? dont dap me again!!!

 

[BrothaZay]

@Kind Gentleman if u servin sparkin apple cider at ur wedding can i please come

 

[Astroslik]

i thought the woman's parents/family paid for everything?

 

[Elle Driver]

Half puerto rican. Plantains and blood pudding on the menu





@obarth I knew you would understand me. Two thugs of the same struggle. I know @Non Sequitur would agree too.

You're half Boricua? It all makes so much sense. No wonder you're such a lunatic.

Go head with your fried chicken and platanos.

 

[Non Sequitur]

Every single thing here is what a breh desires on the menu at his nuptials. Chicken, beer, cheddar biscuits, fried plantains and spanish rice and beans..




Now look at alladat and tell yourself that isn't a Foodgasm that would blow your mind to another planet.

 

[Nintendough]

@Kind Gentleman if u servin sparkin apple cider at ur wedding can i please come

Breh I need you to sing at my wedding. Looking at my chocolate empress strut down the isle while you sing luther vandross.

 

[krackdagawd]

It shouldn't look like what @Kind Gentleman is describing:

 

[Geek]

A #Kliq wedding HAS to have beer.

And maybe some Somas for the male guest.

 

[FaTaL]

Now tell me. What is wrong with serving cans of beer, fried chicken and cheddar bay biscuits at a wedding? Whats wrong with a beer fountain?


She up here talking about horderves, i'm not french.

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queens, help me understand what i'm clearly not understanding what da problem is??

might as well have it at

 

[Cat piss martini]

Now tell me. What is wrong with serving cans of beer, fried chicken and cheddar bay biscuits at a wedding? Whats wrong with a beer fountain?


She up here talking about horderves, i'm not french.

@innocentdevil
@colicolicoli
@ebonykiss
@yeahisaidit
@Seea
@Coco Loco
@BillCosbyAteMyHomework
@Juicy
@Elle Driver
@Token
@ANewClassic
@MekaCatt
@montpelier
@TheFemalePerspective
@CrimsonTider
@SouthernBelle
@awkwardblackgirl
@raedawn07
@LovelyDay
@Raye82
@Phoenix_Knightly23
@ThiefyPoo


queens, help me understand what i'm clearly not understanding what da problem is??

I wouldnt even attend a wedding reception that didnt have fried chicken.

now if pops is doing the traditional thing and picking up the tab go with champange
and the works
but if not fukk them uppity nikkas.....Have that golden bird on display
and let that colt 45 pour my nikka!


Bet that shyt be live as fukk!
it'll be nothing but gospel.......family members from your side will
speak on who they hate on her side,a few fights may break out,
somebodys grandma's wig is gonna come off trying to break up the
fight,dj gone throw on some bobby womack and your uncle is
gonna turn that bytch out,drunk female family members on her side
are gonna tell you how they wanted to give you that p*ssy etc.
Send me the invite if it's chicken and beer my nikka!