I got fired for banging a co worker.

[James Gordon]

Short story threads are goat

 

[Gold]

Every woman at work is like a big Bertha to me, just walk across the friggin street and deal with a woman there if you want.

You smashing women at rival offices?

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Damn brehs. U shoulda moved better idiot. You gotta treat these bytches with kid gloves when they have the one up on u.

U needed start doing some corny shyt to get the bytch to stop liking u lol. So she woulda have thought she was dumping u

 

[Morose Polymath]

OP..

I am not going to sit up here and act like I never did what you did because I have. Back in the day when I was an Asst. Manager for a major retail chain, I humped on a few of my subordinates. One of them mentioned that she could tell on me, if she wanted, but she didn’t.

I wasn’t making what you made at your ex job and I was going through some drama, so I didn’t care. But..when this one female employee snitched and falsely accused me of sexual harassment, then I realized that it was time to tighten up my game. From that point on, I vowed to never shyt where I eat and I haven’t done so since.

Actually, where I work now, I can fraternize with co-workers, but we have an anti sexual harassment policy, like every other place of employment, so I watch what I say and do around female co-workers. No broad is worth my job and this job is a generational type gig where it is very hard to get as well as lose(unless you do something darn near criminal).

For you..

If you gonna be stabbin’ women at work, then try to hit those who got shyt to lose! Also, have em leave paper trails, that way if they decide to tell on you, then they will go down in flames with you. Basically, protect ya neck, at all costs! Hope you get a better gig, but please use a different strategy, should you decide to personally engage with women at your future gig. Good luck!

Best response yet....

 

[Morose Polymath]

Damn brehs. U shoulda moved better idiot. You gotta treat these bytches with kid gloves when they have the one up on u.

U needed start doing some corny shyt to get the bytch to stop liking u lol. So she woulda have thought she was dumping u

breh, why you giving these goofies all this free game??

 

[OnlyInCalifornia]

You smashing women at rival offices?

 

[Commish]

Best response yet....

Much respect!! *daps*

 

[dap-man]

Unprofessional and worthy of being fired. That was a attack on the Company.
Unsafe work places are dangerous.

 

[mamba]

I’m lucky I work with mostly men.

My money is long.

 

[Thanos]

Play dumb games, win stupid prizes.

 

[King of Creampies]

First off, this does sound like complete bullshyt. If it actually happened, why would anyone in their right mind sleep with a co-worker at a career type of job making close to 90k.

Go wild at low paying, temporary jobs not at an 88k salary job.

I don't think OP is joking.

Seen cacs in the start up arena toss their jobs away for p*ssy for 200k a year. VP and all.

You would be surprised the power of p*ssy will make a man do but im sure you already know.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Fukk with weak bytches that you manage at work, brehs..

 

[bammtronics]

You wilding

I know dudes making 250k fukking coworkers

this...

C levels, VPs, managers at my company alone

even had to dodge a few passes at me

 

[ConPHIdential]

nikkas in this thread acting like what the OP did is uncommon

You took that L getting caught but I make the same type of money as OP in a corporate environment and that shyt goes on everywhere lmao.

 

[Jalether]

Now you have all the free time in the world to bag and smash more/new p*ssy