i feel like my childhood was trolled by whoever created family matters

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I'm tired of the board constantly slandering Family Matters. :upsetfavre:

Urkel was a fakkit tho. Myra was a dime. :noah:
 

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I know someone in this thread said Steve was a hater and stayed trying to ruin Laura's dates, but i think people forget that Laura continually dated dudes that weren't shyt.

She'd always date some dude only to find out that he was fukking everybody else, was a rapist, a criminal, or just an all around shytty person.....In real life Laura would have been that chick who poses as a good girl that was in school but ended up dropping out because she got knocked up a few times by various dudes who she "loved".
 

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I'm tired of the board constantly slandering Family Matters. :upsetfavre:

Urkel was a fakkit tho. Myra was a dime. :noah:

:umad:

6 TV Shows That Completely Lost Their shyt

#5. Family Matters
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So, What Happened?
Steve Urkel created his own science-fiction playground and took a creamy dump on the entireFamily Matters universe.

See, the show had been built on a time-tested formula: African-American Family Life + Gimmick White People Like = Hit Show. They had that first part, so all they needed was to find the gimmick, and gracefully place it into the show. The goal is to do it subtly, as if it were there all along.


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SUBTLETY!

And while inserting the nerdy Urkel was enough to carry the show for a few seasons, viewer interest waned and the show responded by taking a triple shot of crazy. Urkel, previously portrayed as a fish-out-of-water, grew skills as a "super-scientist." Soon, illuminating the middle-class stress of a police family was cast aside in lieu of Steve Urkel's Wacky Sci-Fi Adventures.

First came Stefan, an alter-ego created by drinking Steve Urkel's "cool juice." Once in a while, Stefan would rear his ugly head. Weird, but not Baywatch Nights weird. Then, Steve Urkel cloned himself, creating a permanent Stefan who became a fixture in the series. They even had a spooky love triangle, inspiring many viewer fantasies of being the lucky Pierre in the double-Urkel Express.


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Steve Urkel. Stefan Ur-kel.

To make room for these freaky plots, entire members of the family were cast aside to a life of porn. The plot became solely about Urkel, and to a lesser extent, the cop from Die Hard. Plots included...

Urkel and Carl shrink to a tiny size;
Urkel's ventriloquist dummy comes to life and tries to steal souls;
Urkel and Carl go back in time and spend a whole episode on a pirate ship;
Urkel goes to outer space.

This nasty attempt at a crossover theme managed to alienate approximately everyone, killing the second longest-running African-American sitcom of all time. Even worse, it pretty much paved the way for Homeboys in Outer Space," for which there in no penance.


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Its hilarious, yet its gospel :ohlawd:
 

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I remember me and my friends in school being like ":dahell: is wrong with Steve? Myra is bad as fukk and this nikka stuck on Laura? :what:". In real life Myra would be the fat goofy girl who puts out and Steve would got all up in that fat ass. :russ:. But since it's TV she is bad a fukk and Steve wants to save himself. :rudy: Honestly him not fukking the dog shyt out of Myra was more outlandish than any of the other shyt on the show. :heh:
 

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These motherfuuckker try to hard with their over dramatic scenes and the show is tacky. Urkel made the show obviously
 

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I honestly think this I why kids these days are so demonic

I remember Friday nights. Boy meets world, step by step, family matters a miller boyett production , Saturdays 1 Saturday morning

Now kids are Watxhing porn and violent films instead or that good Ol fam fun


But yes family matters is so corny now, 99 percent of the show took place in two locations lol the kitchen and living room

Laura wasn't even hot was a emotional wreck yet Steve Simped her for years and after all that partying and sleeping around.
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y'all don't know if she slept around.
 
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i was just watching all old shyt this weekend on MTV 2 from Saved by the Bell, Smart Guy, and Family Matters



i was cracking up at the episode when Urkel and Laura say each other naked.....


Urkel: "Im sorry Laura, im glad when you saw me in the buff, you didnt point and laugh":unsure:

Laura: "its ok Steve and trust me, there wasnt nothing to laugh about" :wub:

Urkel: "Ooooh Yeah" :stylin:
 

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my mom didn't want me watching family matters because she thought urkel was a faq :pachaha:

i watched it from time to time.. but i was never really a fan. just one of those shows that i'd catch bc it was on tv after school.. like full house.
 
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