I Feel Immasculated Everytime I leave The Barber Chair

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Yall letting females cut your hair :wtf: .Unless yall are getting braids or dreads, females should never be touching your hair.

Very true..I don't even get massages from females..most of them have those tickley fingers and they can't get the knots out like a man can..not on no gay shyt..but it's true..:manny:
 

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Very true..I don't even get massages from females..most of them have those tickley fingers and they can't get the knots out like a man can..not on no gay shyt..but it's true..:manny:

not true i got a fine young thang that massages me and she gets out all the knots. deep tissue massage is about leverage not strength, and yeah, youre gay homeboi.
 

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not true i got a fine young thang that massages me and she gets out all the knots. deep tissue massage is about leverage not strength, and yeah, youre gay homeboi.

Who said anything about deep tissue massage? No shyt deep tissue massage is about leverage..I run an Asian massage palor in the sunset district of San Francisco..one of my many hustles..you're talking to the wrong dude about massages..
 

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Who said anything about deep tissue massage? No shyt deep tissue massage is about leverage..I run an Asian massage palor in the sunset district of San Francisco..one of my many hustles..you're talking to the wrong dude about massages..



im not gay
 

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When it is time to line up me up my barber is so violent controlling my head to get the right angle.

Then when he gives me the shaving cream and razor treatment as the finishing touch I am told to put my head back but my face is pointed to his crotch and shyt while he shaves off the left over hair that the liner missed. :sadcam:

I learned to just close my eyes during the whole time, wishing the humiliation would end.

When it is over i feel so violated.

:to:

But when I leave and see how fresh my cut is i am like :blessed:

But I still feel like I whored myself out for a fresh cut. :wow:

This is the first thing I read today. Having said that


































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Who said anything about deep tissue massage? No shyt deep tissue massage is about leverage..I run an Asian massage palor in the sunset district of San Francisco..one of my many hustles..you're talking to the wrong dude about massages..

:laff:

Them shrimp fried rice freaks give happy endings? :shaq:

And I thought it was man law to never let a female touch your head? Me and my barber had some miscommunication, gave me some shyt I didn't want. :upsetfavre:

Can't understand the folks from the islands at all. My shyt still fresh though.
 

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that awkward moment when your barber holds your head down and blasts your entire face with sprays of alcohol:lupe:
 
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