I Feel Immasculated Everytime I leave The Barber Chair

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just think...your barber is staring at your head taken in all the ultimate grimy details...every bump...every dent...every knot...nikka be looking at your head the same you be looking at your girls butthole when you hit it from the back on some :obama: shyt
 

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have a n*gga lookin like this
bad-hairlines.jpg

obviously not as bad but u feel me
when ur in that barber chair it's all upto the barber whether your hairline is proper or if you gotta throw that n*gga to the bushes
:lolbron:

:whew::wow:

That nikka's shyt is crisp tho:ohlawd:
 

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Dont trust barbers that do your line face to face unless for more than 15 seconds. In particular if they're making any form of body contact.

Funny you should say that when you spend your off time mounting other men in karate class.
 

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:smugbiden: What? If you saw her you wouldn't blame me. I have a whole host of hot chicks that handle my look for me. Hot girls know what they want looks-wise out of guys, so they're going to curb me to their ideal looking guy. :smugdraper:
 

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Just got my afro terminated last night. :wow: I feel like a fakkit with this low cut hair... Is this how a fade feels like? It's been so long.
 

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Yall letting females cut your hair :wtf: .Unless yall are getting braids or dreads, females should never be touching your hair.
 
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