I Feel Immasculated Everytime I leave The Barber Chair

[gangreen]

When it is time to line me up my barber is so violent controlling my head to get the right angle.

Then when he gives me the shaving cream and razor treatment as the finishing touch I am told to put my head back but my face is pointed to his crotch and shyt while he shaves off the left over hair that the liner missed.

I learned to just close my eyes during the whole time, wishing the humiliation would end.

When it is over i feel so violated.



But when I leave and see how fresh my cut is i am like

But I still feel like I whored myself out for a fresh cut.

 

[True Blue Moon]

5 stars

 

[Ooh Marty]

Yo sexy ass need to bless my pms wit pics of said haircut

 

[big_moe]

When it is time to line up me up my barber is so violent controlling my head to get the right angle.

Then when he gives me the shaving cream and razor treatment as the finishing touch I am told to put my head back but my face is pointed to his crotch and shyt while he shaves off the left over hair that the liner missed.

I learned to just close my eyes during the whole time, wishing the humiliation would end.

When it is over i feel so violated.



But when I leave and see how fresh my cut is i am like

But I still feel like I whored myself out for a fresh cut.

lmaooo
how far back does this man put ur head man jeez, his crotch either this n*gga is 6'11 or u one short azz dude

and thats why i said fukk it imma grow my hair out
ive had similar situations where a barber royally f*cked up a n*ggas hairline

have a n*gga lookin like this

obviously not as bad but u feel me
when ur in that barber chair it's all upto the barber whether your hairline is proper or if you gotta throw that n*gga to the bushes

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Dont trust barbers that do your line face to face unless for more than 15 seconds. In particular if they're making any form of body contact.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

The girl who cuts my hair is sexy as fukk.

 

[Theraflu]

 

[Dr. Acula]

I learned to just close my eyes during the whole time, wishing the humiliation would end.
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Letting a man massage and feel all over your scalp and face while closing your eyes breh?

 

[Killer Instinct]

 

[keond]

Get a female barber breh

 

[Da Jungles]

Letting a man massage and feel all over your scalp and face while closing your eyes breh?

Are you suggesting he should keep his eyes open to catch a subtle yet enticing gaze from his barber?

 

[livindajetlife]

it do be those questionable moments shyt be wild awkward

Like when a nikka lift ur head up to inspect your line and u make accidental eye contact.. have a nikka lookin straight in the air

 

[gangreen]

Yo sexy ass need to bless my pms wit pics of said haircut

Marty Baby ....

 

[YouMadd?]

I thought this thread was gonna be about Barbers laying their nuts on the arm rest of the chair forcing you to move your arms into your lap

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

When it is time to line up me up my barber is so violent controlling my head to get the right angle.

Then when he gives me the shaving cream and razor treatment as the finishing touch I am told to put my head back but my face is pointed to his crotch and shyt while he shaves off the left over hair that the liner missed.

I learned to just close my eyes during the whole time, wishing the humiliation would end.

When it is over i feel so violated.



But when I leave and see how fresh my cut is i am like

But I still feel like I whored myself out for a fresh cut.

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