I don't necessarily promote #GMB, but this pictogram story should be required viewing for those contemplating matrimony.

[Serious]

Once ol girl got BLACKED I knew this was some cac nightmare fantasy shyt lmao

Anyway, there’s tons of oblivious husbands that threw dating out the window once marriage, and especially kids, entered the pictured. Then they wonder why their wife got the wandering eye.

Go out, have fun, put her ankles behind her neck, and keep the peace. shyt ain’t rocket science, especially if you properly vetted your partner.

You still in the gym

 

[Spliff]

You still in the gym

Just the weekends. It’s the only time I have a window to get the big boy movements in.

During the week it’s quick home stuff. Bodyweight and light weight rest-pause stuff since that’s all I got at the crib.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

The coitus part was hilarious

 

[Jahbarri]

Nothing wrong with marriage As long as you continue to live as if you’re single (minus the cheating). ALWAYS keep your options open.

Defeats the whole point of being married ? TF