I don't know Martial Arts but i'd knock Joe Rogan the fukk out

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I guess Russell Peters is washing me too right :dead:

CACs love Brazilian Ju Jitsu because they got no hands. I don't need no special technique when i'm the bigger man. and regarding his kicking...

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If you have no grappling training at all, then yes, he is washing you if it hits the floor :ld:
He would have more skill than you there and Machado isnt just handing out belts.
 

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While we at it i never practiced boxing but I have about 5 inches and 50 pounds on Floyd Mayweather so I feel I could put that boy on his back :jawalrus:
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Also, this thread is funny, for all the wrong reasons. Joe would more than likely fukk you up OP breh, you'd have a punchers chance obviously; but I wouldnt bet on it:francis:
 

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Any man that uses the term “making out” is either a cac, an Incel, or both :dry:

“Make out” with this neg p*ssy :dry:
I don't know what an incel is sorry I don't do internet jargon. I have a job. but i can neg back you fool

but since you wanna be a clown, here is where joe is all the time. he's not hard to find. and film it for us.
Address: 1314 S Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90015, United States 10th planet.
 

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I don't know what an incel is sorry I don't do internet jargon. I have a job. but i can neg back you fool

You're using a forum packed full of jargon and 12,000 posts deep. It's clear your basic deskjob provides you with enough time to know what it is babyboy :laugh:

but since you wanna be a clown, here is where joe is all the time. he's not hard to find. and film it for us.
Address: 1314 S Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90015, United States 10th planet.

Lives in Central Africa, but knows the exact location of a half-gay, full-racist cracker living in LA :deadmanny:
 

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So Steven Segal been in real life and death situations has a police officer and on the border patrol, been to japan learning from real martial artist,
but people are convinced he's a fraud because he never fought in a professional prize fighting situation, which martial arts isn't even designed for
Segal told Randy Couture he would fight just not on camera, which is real martial arts shyt, real martial arts fights between schools aren't recorded, martial arts is about honor and secrecy, because the secret of martial arts if that you have techniques people who aren't trained in your art are prepared for

mma ruined jiujitsu as a martial art, because it was a martial art meant from small weak people, who could defeat any larger opponent simply because they would not expect any of that shyt coming, and will be taking out quickly, well that won't work anymore, anybody if youtube can learn how to break out an armbar or stop a rear naked choke

but you can't learn real martial arts unless you train from a real master in person

yet Rogan never fought anyone in his life, he what Floyd would call a boxing groupie, but he an mma groupie, you don't see footage of him sparring nobody, I mean kevin hart look legit on the pads on his videos, doesn't mean he can beat somebody ass on the street now, anybody can hit pads, you need live rounds to commit to muscle memory so when action pop off you go instinct

now rogan can probably choke out people weaker than him or if he gets somebody by surprise, but he won't flex on a real threat
Jeez :snoop:
 

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Never said I could beat him, but I'm not putting some nazi on a pedestal. He would have to kill me.

no one is putting anyone on a pedestal. speaking reality of an artform isn't putting someone on a pedestal. this rhetoric is getting tiring and stupid on here.

mustang is a great muscle car, OH YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON A PEDESTAL. That is not how it works. Pedestal = worship. Gabrielle Union is the most beautiful woman in the world, no woman can ever be finer than her...that is a pedestal. Saying Gabrielle Union K is a beautiful woman , is not putting her on a pedestal, it's reality.

There is a huge fukking difference that people on here can't seem to grasp. Same with the word c00n. I'm not sure if people are completely fukking stupid or dap fishing for the faux militants that are probably cacs or FBI agents stirring the pot. Perhaps it's a bunch of teens, because this level of stupidity isn't normal for full blown career oriented adults.

Yall putting this fakkit white boy on a high fukking pedestal :dry:

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People talk about the supposed little man complex but I honestly believe a lot of tall, fat dudes have a big man complex because they've never been tested. I have heard the whole *insert professional fighter* is light work for me and it's always coming from a flabby dude over six feet and the reasoning is always that nobody who is *insert whatever height/weight* is beating them. Always. Those nikkas are always sparring fodder in a boxing gym and usually never show their face again after they get their ass beat.
 

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So many bad scenarios.....
Ankle pick....side control.....spazzing out....slip knee on belly...north/south....
People talk about the supposed little man complex but I honestly believe a lot of tall, fat dudes have a big man complex because they've never been tested. I have heard the whole *insert professional fighter* is light work for me and it's always coming from a flabby dude over six feet and the reasoning is always that nobody who is *insert whatever height/weight* is beating them. Always. Those nikkas are always sparring fodder in a boxing gym and usually never show their face again after they get their ass beat.

"I got hands"
"They don't want to test me"
"I just black out"
"I can handle myself in the street"

Sadly in boxing or grappling, they spaz out and nearly have a heart attack after the first set and never come back to the club.
 

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You're using a forum packed full of jargon and 12,000 posts deep. It's clear your basic deskjob provides you with enough time to know what it is babyboy :laugh:



Lives in Central Africa, but knows the exact location of a half-gay, full-racist cracker living in LA :deadmanny:
It's called being educated and knowing how to use google. It's really not that hard. I know your small brain is incapable of research this is why you think you can beat a bjj blackbelt. Ignorance. Now pull up and find out. You gonna learn very very quick.
 
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