i had a total Larry David/Seinfeld moment last week. I'm on a fukkin treadmill at the gym - me on an island amidst, no lie, 50+ cardio machines with 18 treadmills. A guy walks up to the one directly next to me, drops off his gatorade and heads for hte locker room. he comes back, i ask "hey man, not to be a jerk, but can you move over one?" and he started to get snippy that he always uses that specific treadmill. I say "ok, but how bout for today, you scoot one over?" "no, this is my treadmill. i run on it everyday and i watch that tv." there are 4 stations playing on 12 tvs on the ceiling. that means if he moves 3 over, he can watch the exact same show. We get into a 3-5 minute shouting match. he keeps calling me an a$$hole and a dikk. i just rip him to shreads about his bullshyt entitlement and weird ocd, which he claims he doesn't have, making the whole situation even worse. we were heated. he kept telling me he was gonna "bop me in my fukkin head" and i was ready for it. i wanted him to try. finally i just walk away.
fast forward to today... i have fukkin bronchitis or something and i've been sick hacking up phlegm for 3 days. i wear masks still, but not at the gym, especially when there isn't a soul near me. that c*nt got me fukkin sick. i'm sure of it.