I can't understand one word in the movie Snatch

[Mike Nasty]

"Why the fuk do I want to buy a camper that ain't got no wheels?"

 

[Shogun]

"Should I call you bullet? Tooth?"
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy"

 

[Monoblock]

"What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?"

" Five minutes, Turkish"

"It was two minutes five minutes ago."

Classic

 

[choc_cardigan]

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

 

[the cool]

Subtitles

I rented at blockbuster on vhs. There wasn’t an option for subtitles on those big square box TVs.....or was there

 

[choc_cardigan]

For the record, this, lock stock and layer cake are 3 of my favorite movies ever. I can quote them for days

 

[Zero]

Ya like dags?

 

[Zero]

the black dude off snatch on the walking dead as morgan now

Thank you for that riveting piece of info...

Damn breh. Who took the jelly out of your donut?

I mean come on man I aint mean for it to come off like that but I'm expecting something else since he quoted me and the only thing he says is "The black dude off Snatch on the Walking Dead as Morgan now"...I mean ok thank you for stating the obvious for a 17 year old movie and a show that hes been on for 7+ years. What he gonna say next? He was dope in that show called Jericho...yall heard of that?" Lennie is dope but come on man add something to the discussion.
*movie snob rant over*

The Obama smiley really sealed it as if he was dropping a gem on us

A black gem at that. Thats the equivalent of hearing some white boys saying "Bro" a million times in a convo when talking about something pertaining to black folks. Mentioned the black guy and drop an Obama gif as a way to drive home the point....

 

[MartyMcFly]

Because he dodges fukking bullets

 

[Monoblock]

Damn breh. Who took the jelly out of your donut?

I was in such a rant mode back then I just caught this.

"It's a fukking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!"

"What did you do that for?"

"I didn't see it there!"

"It's a four ton truck Tyrone, it's not as though it was a packet of fukking peanuts."

"It was at a funny angle."

all 3 turn to look out the rear window


"It's behind you Tyrone, whenever you reverse things tend to come from behind."

"Stop that dog from dribblin on my seats"

Tyrone, Sol, and Vincent have me dying everytime their scenes comes on.

 

[MartyMcFly]

I was in such a rant mode back then I just caught this.

"It's a fukking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!"

"What did you do that for?"

"I didn't see it there!"

"It's a four ton truck Tyrone, it's not as though it was a packet of fukking peanuts."

"It was at a funny angle."

all 3 turn to look out the rear window


"It's behind you Tyrone, whenever you reverse things tend to come from behind."

"Stop that dog from dribblin on my seats"

Tyrone, Sol, and Vincent have me dying everytime their scenes comes on.

I love that entire scene. Guy Ritchie is such an influence on my writing and I didn’t even realize it

 

[choc_cardigan]

This and a bittersweet sweet life are epic criminals talking shyt to each other. The scenes that were left out

5:00 min mark

 

[Goat poster]

Snatch is a GREAT movie.

Swear I can stand how people in the States act like anything a bit different from our culture is automatically bad.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

From lock stock and snatch to Aladdin. Guy Ritchie was such a random choice for Aladdin but he killed it.

 

[75 Others]

I will not tolerate this Snatch slander

Movie is fukking piff