I am predicting a major disaster or traumatic event in America soon... Here's why...

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I have an older sister
She is like Denise Huxtable in real life

Flighty as fukk and horrible decision maker



My sister been married twice.



1st time was right before the 9/11 attacks



2nd was right around Hurricane Katrina


So

She just texted the fam that she married some nikka she been with since May, yesterday




So I'm pretty sure her marriages trigger catastrophic events in America

 

[newworldafro]

Your sister's relationships are a measure of eminent disaster/event fukkery?





























CATastrophic CATaclysmic poon

 

[Kenwins01]

This hilarious

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Your sister's relationship is a measure of natural disasters................





























CATastrophic CATaclysmic poon

U had to take it there

 

[newworldafro]

U had to take it there

What's the coli without wordplay?


















Reddit.

 

[Elle Driver]

 

[MikelArteta]

Wait she didn't invite you to her wedding

 

[get these nets]

I have an older sister
She is like Denise Huxtable in real life

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Wait she didn't invite you to her wedding

She didn't invite anyone
It was just her and dude and my niece at some private ceremony
Which is why she just texted the family
Cause she didn't tell anyone before she did it

 

[Booker T Garvey]

 

[MikelArteta]

She didn't invite anyone
It was just her and dude and my niece at some private ceremony
Which is why she just texted the family
Cause she didn't tell anyone before she did it

Wakes up tomorrow to ww3

 

[Originalman]

OP I think your sister is the antichrist

 

[Low End Derrick]

op's sister is the ceo of haarp?

 

[humminbird]

if anything she could have a subconscious desire to find security since her instincts tell her something is coming.
I agree with this women can be very intuned with the esoteric.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

if anything she could have a subconscious desire to find security since her instincts tell her something is coming.
I agree with this women can be very intuned with the esoteric.