fukking NYS troopers. Im upstate in yonkers coolin with my cousin mind our bi when we run into a check point. ivebeen drinking gin and tonics all night while he was on dauwer and henny so he ask me " have I been drinking" and I keep it 100 with him and said yeah whateva so he tells me to pull over. I pull over and get out and he ask me to blow into the machine so I did and I see it reads .110 so im tight but he ask me to do the little test so I did. I did the test and did damn good on it so the trooper is tight and ask me to blow into the machine one more time and this time it reads .109. He run my license and plates and says verbetem " I know its the hoilday and you want to have fun so be careful" i said you right an went ahead and went to the bar a block away.
fukk NYS Troopers! eat and dikk with aids on the tip get your name out my lips
