I almost caught a DWI tonight

[Grand Cru Boo]

fukking NYS troopers. Im upstate in yonkers coolin with my cousin mind our bi when we run into a check point. ivebeen drinking gin and tonics all night while he was on dauwer and henny so he ask me " have I been drinking" and I keep it 100 with him and said yeah whateva so he tells me to pull over. I pull over and get out and he ask me to blow into the machine so I did and I see it reads .110 so im tight but he ask me to do the little test so I did. I did the test and did damn good on it so the trooper is tight and ask me to blow into the machine one more time and this time it reads .109. He run my license and plates and says verbetem " I know its the hoilday and you want to have fun so be careful" i said you right an went ahead and went to the bar a block away.


fukk NYS Troopers! eat and dikk with aids on the tip get your name out my lips

 

[msims]

11% of your blood was made up of alcohol rather than water. 8% is legally drunk.

Usually, I say fukk the cops....but dog, you're a moron.

Driving drunk kills people. I don't care if you "think" you can handle it. It's a stupid thing to do.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

dont drive drunk

and to boot! you didnt get the message after he let you go and you're wishing aids on dude after the fact?

if there is a god i hope he shyts on you and keeps in 1hunna

 

[mtg]

why u pissed off he let you off you're lucky instead of cursing him out you should be thanking god you had a cool cop. More times than not you wouldn't be posting right now you'd be in jail get over it.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

negged

 

[duncanthetall]

11% of your blood was made up of alcohol rather than water. 8% is legally drunk.

Usually, I say fukk the cops....but dog, you're a moron.

Driving drunk kills people. I don't care if you "think" you can handle it. It's a stupid thing to do.

I agree with you overall, but nikka, that meant 0.11% of his blood percentage was alcohol. Not 11%


Anyways, I caught a dui last year. Blew .204. fukked pretty much my entire life for the past year. Be careful brah

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Are you black? Not to be racial, but you got real "lucky"

 

[SwagmundFreud]

Cry more bytch tears, nikka

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

now you fukks want to be righteous however you will say fukk balck hoes, white girls are "piff" and drink silly shyt like white russians lol fukk out of here

 

[msims]

now you fukks want to be righteous however you will say fukk balck hoes, white girls are "piff" and drink silly shyt like white russians lol fukk out of here

Grow up, lil nikka.

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

Are you black? Not to be racial, but you got real "lucky"

yeah im black

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

Grow up, lil nikka.

rofl lil nikka, eat a dikk

 

[ThaBoyBam]

yeah im black

Well then be gratefulf Breh. He coulda fukked your shyt all up. Don't drink and drive nikka

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

Grow up, lil nikka.

get your post count down lil nikka

 

[HollywoodP]

You mean to tell me...that you...
1. Saw a check point...and kept heading towards the checkpoint
2. Admitted being drunk.
3. Proved you were drunk with the breathalizer
4. Got let go.
5. Are saying fukk the police!?

nikka you caught a fukkin break.